-
bashed the robot on its head. "Take that, Robert!" I yelled victoriously, "This is for auto correcting me!" Robert the robot glared at me with lopsided eyes.
-
It was my red clown nose & I had lots of those. I swapped it out & locked the dentures in the hall closet. I called my great-aunt. "Why are these dentures so angry, Aunt Tabitha?"
-
the dark sky reminds me that now is always past the past but before the future. What the dark sky isn't telling me it the why of the now. It wasn't enough to show me the Way. What
-
It is also true that everybody who ever breathed air, has died. I exclude, obviously, the living from both premises, since the key state is death which our living would preclude.
-
The Gas Masked Socialite looked quite lovely in stylish floral print sundress. She sat side saddle on her bright robin egg blue Vesta as she waited for her friend, Tina Laguna, the
-
There is a sort of truth in shadows. We are the very thing that is blocking the light from reaching us. From that close, we should be casting the shadows on the Sun. Nobody ever sh
-
Eating my breakfast just now I was overcome with how Tejano it made me feel. How my breakfast relates to being Tejano, IDK. The weird part is feeling part of something I don't feel
-
I can go, anytime I want. Anytime I want, I can go. And if I wanna go, you know I'm gonna go.Because I'm the kinda guy that flies when he has to fly but he never fleas. He's not
-
until they realized that he wasn't pointing at the bus but at the car that was coming around from the bus's blind side & heading at them fast. Carl was the only survivor. The trike
-
I am really bad at self awareness. I feel I'm getting better on here could really use some pointers from the rest of you as to what my deficiencies might be. To many commas? Quota
-
While mom was passed out cold on the ground, dad woke up from his nap and came storming into the living room. "What are you little brats doing?" he growled. "Where's - NO! TANYA!"
-
It also meant they had to get some fake IDs to purchase the spray cans with. Hardware stores couldn't sell cans to minors, and they needed the silver spray! The leader, Lucky Joe,
-
"Thanks, man," I said, clapping a hand on your shoulder. "Though, fair warning, my sister can kick MY ass. I can't guarantee your safety if you hit her." He began sweating heavily.
-
the first enemy police light cruiser that I see. I say that because there it is emerging from the alpha centauri wormhole right now. I bet they don't get many flowers in this quadr
-
stadiums and halls, public spaces where I can't catch them alone. I'm vulnerable when I feed and I can't risk another human interrupting my meal. Some stubborn humans refuse to
-
The avocados landed on the concrete with audible wet smacks, spraying chunky green goo over the discarded underwear on the sidewalk. Douggie cackled and reached for the bananas.
-
on the loose in New York and only our data and statistics can prevent a disaster. Don't forget to back up your raw data, because this chupacabra is known to chew power cables.
-
rite using the pseudonym fRogTaint on the FoldingStory.com/wh5k8 that "President Trump is a poopy head"? "Once again Senator, I was only 9 in 2018. History has proven I was right."
-
before kicking away from the hatch which is exactly what Janell'b'rah knew to be the right move but hadn't expected him to know. That move by Gronos would now retard the angular mo
-
ikr! idgi sometimes gtg bbl my bbc is here BDSM u l8trz