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They say that Old Boy Squiggy used to have harem and a live menagerie up there in that treehouse of his. I don’t know nothing about that nor do I care but I don’t recall giving you
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peace and solitude. I wanted to retire to a beach on Florida, away from pretentious "adults". Unfortunately, when my plane landed I was swarmed a horde of vermin AKA my in-laws.
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A gun was pointed at his head. "& now, Bond, I shoot you into the river." "Quite so," Bond struggled with his bonds "but did you know this is an ACTIVE railroad bridge?" "Wha..AHHH
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strategizing, far more than Chess the Earlier. "Look!" exclaimed Chess the Later urgently, pointing behind father & son. When they turned, the wily chess AI made some "adjustments"
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By the light of a candle at a rough table, a man read a book. It was greatly worn & nearly illegible for he held it close to the flame. Its shadow darkened a number of other faces
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Looking back to all that has occurred to me since that eventful day, I am scarcely able to believe in the reality of my adventures. They were truly so wonderful that even now I am
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He seemed to know her body's secrets as if he'd been handed a sensual roadmap.
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Late twenties,single,female.Do the math.Flirty flings were fabulous until you hit the big three-O,all downhill from there. Biological clocks started ticking like time bombs waiting
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I shook my head back and forth as though I was a human etch-a-sketch, erasing the memory.
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There had been far too many simpering, low-fat milk-sops in his life recently. Wasn’t it time to walk on the wild side and eat some clotted cream?
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"My sewing could wait, I thought—could go to hell for all I cared. Suddenly all I wanted to do was watch Gronk do his thang-thang in the zone place there."
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Moving through life we don't know how much time any of us have left. Read this and do one thing for me: enjoy it. You will not be here forever.
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When I enter the Love Hotel "Sumo Swashbucklerers", the attendant asked "Jansei o Dansei?" I didn't even know there were female sumo. Intrigued I
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to lie on her divan, their eyes at dreamy half mast; they would have one forearm draped across their forehead the other arm lifeless fingers resting on the oriental rug
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My hair still has the shampoo fresh smell that comes from going to the hairdressers.
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But, enough about me!" - I suddenly ended my discord, "what about YOU?" I asked Felicia. Felicia was sexy- I was lucky to be talking with her, let alone standing next to her! She
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12 year old, Erin Schleptel, for her 8th Grade Social Studies presentation, showed in her Powerpoint that far from been sudden, canned brains had been in the works since Trump won
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I called it suspicious activity. I called Tina Laguna and told her to assemble a crew and meet me on pier 28 in an hour. "They are calling it spontaneous combustion", I told her.
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With every bite that we had to force ourselves to eat, we had to repeat the official cannibal motto. Toasted humans on a stick. Meaty goodness."They'll never elect a cannibal",they
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It was exactly like the world I had fallen asleep in, to the tiniest detail. Man was it strange. When I looked into a mirror I saw the back of my head looking into an angled mirror