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Going wild at the Tennessee River Authority Headquarters is not exactly forbidden but it is definitely frowned upon. There are currently 2 feral men living in separate camps in the
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Through all the "cigarette" smoke we managed to make out a darkness on the screen then red lips but not those red lips. The red lips turned into a canyon in the evening's lengtheni
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First the up and down turnaround duck and roll, duck and roll, roll roll duck. Jump! STOP. Wait. Wait, again. Still waiting. Press Start. Press Start. Sound the clarion & light the
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Sometimes, I'll assume he saw what I just saw but when I look back he was looking somewhere else so he didn't see what I saw. I had assumed he was there with me, my shadow.
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I must have been the first fish you caught. I think I see that in your face. The way you are fish handling me won't win you any prizes either. Once your fish is off the pier you ca
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I had finally mastered mimicking the Michmac Paedai wOgan of my youth. I was now ready to replace my younger self in my younger life while knowing now what I didn't know then.
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He was the worst wizard in their House. In fact, if he hadn't been grandfathered in at the formation of the Brotherhood, he wouldn't even be considered a full wizard. Not by today'
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I like to sit in the park between 6 and 9 and watch the student life on this campus. From here I can see the backs of three dormitory buildings and a student union building. I just
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I was afraid of that, that, that whatever it was. I was afraid of it but I still killed it. Kitten. That is what it was. The offspring of a big sabertooth tiger is called a kitten.
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She was picking up her son's dirty clothes from off the floor where he had left it last night when he came in drunk from the Jr. High dance. Then a fat blunt fell out of his pants.
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He leered at her body, unable to stop staring at the Nazi tattoos on her arms, back, and legs, and he felt dirtier than a lawn care specialist digging sprinkler trenches in Summer.
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toes! So where was the other one? I must have been in shock as I didn't feel any pain. Fido continued to nibble on his prize while I hopped around in search of the missing toe.
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So one day a man walked into a gun store he was finna buy a .38 colt and a .50 caliber rifle but there was guns but no bullets the man said ill sue the shit out his place
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-relessly ended his sentence after the first 1 1/2 words. She slapped him, hoping to wake up his stalled mind. He sued her for assault. She countersued for negligence, citing that
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"oh damn well aint our fault yall lost your shit" "well see about htat she said and 2 months later theys was in court a the agreement is a 50$ recompisation
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hair pulled down over his Dumbo ears. As clowns go, he wasn't scary at all. In fact, he was fat, dumpy, and stupid, so why was I playing hide-and-go-seek with him? He needed a
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hanging down to his naked shoulders, covering both of his fig-leafed ears. He was disgusting: his pasty-white beer belly flopping around like a land-locked whale. "Come out, come
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What? I'll tell you "what" the second you stop sucking your thumb. . .if you had half a brain, you'd still be a nitwit. . .it's for me to know and for you to find out. . .
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I can really see how crispbread could go big in the US. I could really see it in my mind, the Romanov Pumpernickel crispbread, the mealy humble pie crispbread, crow crispbread.
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This crispbread had me paraphrasing a scene from Scott Pilgrim but I didn't have a Ramona Flowers to save me. I can't fit through the door. I have not been out of this room in over