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To recap, Jolene was mean, with a tail far from bald. So when she told the Barber of Sandoz to 'trim it', he SHOULD have realized he wasn't meant to cut the tail itself. "YOOOWW!!"
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I am complete. I am excited but apprehensive. Will my visions play out? "Must write the future." Jeane Clare called over the baguette boy, showed him some thigh & sent him to find
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We will decide to keep it close and quiet. You will look across the room at the porcelain rooster stuck behind the hutch in the kitchen. It will look familiar to you. You will cry.
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The stinger I've not yet mentioned chose that moment to trumpet out it's feelings about nocturnal missions in the dark. She is still hung up on that full moon mission 3 years ago.
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I've reached the point in my life where looking toward the future is not that difficult of a task.
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the local aquarium to bring in more customers. Blasted Heath actually enjoyed being in the tank. His soft pink matter floated gently in the current. Normal brains couldn't enjoy
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"Abadaa deep deep deep deedle doo doo, I wanna walk like you, talk like you-
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Bismellah was given Garlic bread. Great powers grew within her and she forged twenty rings of
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I was riding a winged brontosaurus that had golden pink hair and green feather-scales. Everyone was feeling jelly
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Truculent, noctilucent, and tumescent: It's rare you find the need to combine these three adjectives to describe something. This one time
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This jerk was in line kept telling us to "know our place" when it was a serve yourself line. He kept berating my relative So I grabbed my artichoke machete
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3 pupils of the Evangelist Primary School in the northern Nigerian town of Maiduguri rushed into the headmistresses office and said that a fellow pupil had been transformed into a
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'13.8 billion, yes please, my house' responded the smart-arse 19 year old. He sat back in his swivel chair smirking at his own 'genius', awaiting the response from...whoever it was
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out the door, quickly walking away. 'Don't worry about it' she told herself. 'If it wasn't meant to be on, why did it look so important?'. 16 seconds later, a loud thud was heard f
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laying down. Having left their minds at the Tech Tuesday presentation, their bodies were happy just lying in the sun on the lawn all day on Wonderful Wednesday. They didn't miss
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But, since I did have a façade, it made it easy to change into a pretty boy when I was away from my family. And I wanted it that way, but my gorgeous sister had other ideas.
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except, perhaps, your own cannabis-growing business, from which you earn enough money to purchase Catalina Island and you turn it into a Pleasure Island where people flock to
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Of course, just because I hear you doesn't mean I'm listening. People talk at me all day: their fat jaws chumping up and down like my ear was a piece of gum; chewing it off and
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E/x². Capt. Kinetic Energy had the definition of the spring constant tatooed on his wiry chest & when Miss Potential Energy tag-teamed him into the ring he raced toward Perpetua
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nil but performance was A as his parrot secretary screened calls 100% of the time. "Braaaawk! Fowl Answering Service." "May I speak to-" "The boss is busy the boss is busy<squawk>"