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in my shiny new red shoes. If you click them three times they'll send you to the moon." The four year old girl next to the shoe shop window sang in bare feet in the snow. Her holey
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had won the Boston Marathon by eating enough pasta before so that it couldn't fly. Luke also conditioned the parrot by forcing it to binge-watch Forrest Gump & shoving fire ants up
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Ed was 100 when he decided to take up street luge. Since he believed in starting every activity before sunrise, he had to practice during morning rush hour. His granddaughter Penny
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I also saw a witch in a tree stump and somehow hanging by her tongue that is wrapped around the throat of a mountain man lying down on the cliff high above her. An alien elfman wat
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In the Cassini pictures, I first saw Walt Disney as The Bride of Frankenstein but an extra 90° clockwise gave us somebody, maybe a golem, tied to the back of an electric tiger.
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Are the golem waking? Or are alternative facts keeping them uninformed and not in any way interested in being woke. (SWIDT?) Where are the LGBT&A's golems?
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onse, and then I became acutely aware of the fact that the Zombie's jewels had been surgically removed. I gasped, "Caitlyn, Is that you?" The former Olympic star opened her eyes
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Hello, Boils and Ghouls, this evening we have an almost live performance, yes we re-hearsed 'itl everyone had their lines dead on. I don't want to keep you hanging, so will cut to
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I think that I would hope to think about walking around the Sarlaac's brain. It should be simple but I barely believe in hope and the Sarlaac is scary. Then there's my clubfoot.
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“Let me show you my naked body,” I said, but he insisted that he would only accept cash or tokens, and told me I had to pay up or else get off the bus. I reached into my beard and
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As I stood there with his finger up my butt, I started to wonder if he was a real dentist. "So where did you go to school?" I asked. "No flirting please," he said, "it's inappropri
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I was alarmed at how many times the second brain in my gut had hijacked my will and took me over. To protect my life and freedom, I began to plot its demise. My first thought was
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something similar." Dr. Who emerged from the TARDIS. "Oh no!" the girl cried, "Bring back Matt Smith!" "Where's Clara?" her dad asked. The Doctor pointed his sonic screwdriver at
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Hopefully by tomorrow morning I will get there to the supermarket.
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It depicted man from childhood to manhood and old age. It also depicted woman the same way. So when Xylaxim found it in orbit around his moon world. He knew he had to go him some
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blow bubbles and distract the entire addlepated crowd of inept politicians. The Dick Cheney impersonator was no exception and feel in line with the crowd mean while catwoman came i
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The barista was confused by the customer's request in Spanish for the largest small coffee that she had. It was not that that it was in Spanish that confused her but what size did
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but the Floridan began to climb the hospital blinds, yelling "The celery wants me to take that pill!! The celery!" The nurse had to shoot him with a potato gun before he would
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head to show to my employer, but I'll bring it back in a couple of days." The big bunned man agreed and was decapitated. Unfortunately, the assassin accidentally left the man's hea
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I like to dance when it's raining and play guitar with my friends especially at midnights. Maybe you like to