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Wife #5 just rolled her eyes & said "You're credit limit is pegged on the platinum card. I bought a Lamborghini." Dr. Drinkingstein's clone said "Are we done playing Doctor, Dr.?"
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I am trying to give nothing away but the truth might as well smooth the path that lies before me. That path will be dead to me. I will spit every time I hear it's name and twice on
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Not shuffling papers agrees with your complexion as does that mote. It is a huge blind spot preventing you from seeing the real you and how complicit. The end of the line bears no
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Listing possible album names for our new hit mixtape due to drop in June.
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Ok Jenkins, you are free to go. I apologize that you had to spend 3 days in the drunk tank for a misfiled case file. You were misfiled as a duck. Anyway just pay the J Walking tic
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SPOT ECHELON: 1, Veronica 2, Betty. 3, Archie. 4, Jughead. 5, Reggie. Clydesdale enjoyed his first day as the new 2nd assistant mop boy at the Pornorama over on Collingwood near
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I'm not your Oompa Loompa/ I'm not your Oompa Loompa/ and I'm not your Oompa Oompa Oompa hoe! What you see as interest is far from applause where I stand. Judgement, even.
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Totally foreshadowed by the shadow on the wall in the 4th fold. I know you went back there just now and finally noticed it. Now you think you know where we will end up in the last.
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Kicked Romulus & Remus to the curb, went around the corner & collected her friend Bessie, the she goat who weened R. Kelly off of borscht. Together, wolf & goat, are up to the task
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The gentle, yet pungent aroma of the rosemary overcame them, the lovers of white sheets, almost as if by magic. They doffed their sheets, unfettered now, into the dark clouds.
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to become partner in my firm. It was just me at my firm so you'd think I would've had the inside info. Gramma always said though that you never knew what was around the corner. I
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Know that there was a wild tiger in the buffet kitchen. How it got there is a complete mystery but it was currently having a grand old time chomping down on the pot roast.
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remodulation, where you are given reformatted drugs in small doses that start to give you a high but end up cleaning out your colon and send electroshocks through your system.
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I had known it was coming. I waited. "Damn it!" he uncocked the pistol. "Go on get outta here." If only I hadn't turned his pa in for selling women in to slavery, but it had to be
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-ferential around my neck, just like my father, the auto mechanic, did. I can see me wearing timing belt suspenders and spark plugs as cufflinks, just as he did. People laughed at
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-loads of models to follow me around at all times as I slather myself with oleo. Is that too much to ask? Have I not done enough good in my life to deserve this? Can't I have gold
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the first line as the last please. Topic? Continuation. But here is the in between bits. Bard lived in a snail shell. He was human but only 1/4" tall. He dreams of power and love.
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, rolled it in his secret recipe flour and lowered the pigeon into a deep fat fryer to appease the gods. "It's finger-lickin' good," said the gods, "you shall be rewarded, Harlan."
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Ng sized bed. Mom & my 3 other sisters would share that while I & my other sister would sleep outside in the rain on our motorcycles. My sister turned her bike over & made a room.
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e Vroopbloop was firm in his ruling: "There's no excuse for littering outer space." He absentmindedly chucked a beer can out his orbiting chamber's window. "I sentence the Voyager