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Oh the Puns death could be so punny, "A ghost rides an elevator to lift his spirits." But the distasteful reviews at the comedy club wasn't helping my career. I packed my hearse an
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"If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys. I read a book on gravity. I couldn't put it down." The strip club wriggled with laughter but Mo didn't he pulled a gun
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-bor had thrown out, but it gave the cookies an offensive odor. I tried putting the dough in the dryer, which would have worked if I had taken out my sneakers, first. Let's face it
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one day a little boy was crying, he was so sad his mum died he loved his mum to much and he ran away. He ran as fast as he could he ran to...
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sewing machine, and knitted a sweater out of poison ivy. Then I sent the sweater to the final foe, and waited for about three days. Afterwards, I went over and collected the trophy
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just add up the ad and pair the pears until you get tired of homonyms and change out your writing for acronyms and S.W.A.T. the issues away
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self in grape jelly and showing them how to lick like a pro. Just then the Archbishop walked in and exercised Ms. Succubus. The girls were sent to counseling with Dr. Goodfeel
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said "Seriously? You are the Dragon of doom and you donT know that terrorizing villagers is pas..passy..passA..." Then I burped "scuseme..I think I might be stoned.."
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h huge, grandiose ASL moves. Show, off thought Jenna. This was essentially why she had dropped her pursuit of an ASL degree, and changed her major to
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she isn't the genius in this twosome. We don't want her to know she's - Narf! - a crazy person...oh heck! It was the Narf! that gave me away right?
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. The excuse definitely sounded better in his head than when he said it out loud. His captors simply stared at him like he was a howling were-beast. He wiped the blood off
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ON THE FIRST DAY OFF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 1 PENGUIN PONY ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRIS MAS MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO ME 1 penguin pony 2 cricket tickets
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socks on the floor, & my dog's farts. Notice from the electric co. in mail- pay your bills or else. Angry visit from landlord. Time to go on my 16th job interview this week, at the
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Her hand was quivering, her breath was short and shallow as she reached down and brought this - her last resort - to her mouth. As it entered, she began to taste it for the first
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that the sun had been setting for what seemed like, somehow, too long. Had the days been getting longer all ready? There was no way of being certain, and even if there were
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She used a chocolate toffee broom to fly over and pick up her beau, Willy Wonka, and take him to an orgy of mangoes and heart-shaped badonkadonks at a bar called the Rusty Pentacle
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Soft supple caresses were the touch of a mother on her sweet permanently sleeping newborn's cheek. For give me for giving you the dying gene.
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but no hamster would get these luxuries. The best Snuffles got was a silver wheel and nuts on china.He cried and in the middle of the night snuck off with Pinky and the Brain.
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: "It's for the torchlight procession." I laughed heartily, but not she. Later, all donned hooded red robes printed with horned beasts & marched. To cheer the Devils at Prudential?
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bone. Now this hurt will be buried inside like bones in the backyard. I like bones, being a dog and all. I know what you're thinking, but yes, cats and dogs can live together.