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. It'd've been inappropriate to date a friend of my aunt, so I did the gentlemanly thing & settled into Marsha's spacious clothes closet to peep on her. But after 6 months of this,
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rs on everyone and shave my hair off so I can squeeze out of this fold. After all my luscious blonde curly locks are down to my assets and as thick as three bibles on my head.
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too. In fact, with the horniness of everyone in the Target store peaking, it became a scary place to shop. Patrons picketted out front for the right to shop without being molested
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. "They are only worth 35 cents!" he complained. "No exceptions," the dealer at MGM Grand explained. "Cash out or explode." Now with 35 cents in his pocket Fred saunter off to
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zzy drunk in a hard hat and half molded skort. Smiled at him, "You the escort I hired on getacheapdate.com?" My dad's a billionaire and I hate these schmoozy parties." I had a job.
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AIGEE caught site of her mid destruction of the Earth speech. She was large and lovely and wore a "I love Alien Rock" T-shirt. His plan dribbled from his ear. All he felt was love.
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She started on the floor. "All you have to do is had out samples without spilling the substance on the floor. It used to be a floor cleaner and we turned it into pop. I can corrode
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and stockings. "Now I have some real news to report on Mr. President!" <Trump tackles female reporter in a sexual assault triste!> "FAKE!" he declared despite video evidence. But
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ma cherie. Tu est toujours mon fleur. (you are always my flower) But since you failed me again Mardi Gras is off the list. You may watch it from the window." I sobbed staring down
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-odgrass was mortified that the nurses would leave him with the mess. "Not so fast," said Dr. Snodgrass as he grabbed a nurse by the scruff of the neck, "you clean this up."
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one of these snake fruits and a couple seranos with just a hint of lime and some seaweed for a bitter bite. The brewmaster smiled and removed the seaweed. "No man no seaweed beer."
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Betty's soul was drifting above me as I claimed my reward and ads the trophy entered my hand lighting struck it. No meal made from my best friend could undo the eternal judgement.
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Oh yes I was conducting the Phil Harmonic Choir whilst playing the piano and the harpsichord with my toes. One man bands watch out! I am the Evel Knievel of classical music. I fli
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volatile Vomiting Turets. The doctors had hoped by injecting her with mutated spinal serum from a druid basilisk that her resistance to word play would harden into shield against
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the black night where lost folds fall into the abyss. I too have fallen and I can't get up. No joking here I am the La Gran of the future where only the wild antics of the new can
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"No Alice," the alien faces explained, "here in Wonderland breaking a mirror is 13 years bad luck. " Alice sobbed nothing here makes sense. "No they make dollars," Chershire Cat ex
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As Medi Ocre noone expected anything from me. They were surprised when I was an over achiever. "Better to wow them with better than average than let them down with under great."
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- the freaking MEDICINE ball - on your foot. On the way to ER, Columbo can't stop apologizing: "My wife has a remedy for smashed toes! Incidentally, your alibi doesn't check out."
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posited, the orange pulp freshly consumed - along with the gallons of water she had had to drink to bring out the o.j. - gurgling merrily within her. "I'm off to the loo!"
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I always loved surfing the waves at Chernobyl Beach. Mostly because I could sneek through the barbed wired fences and use the toxic's sludges glow to see at night. I have the beach