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Not that it matters anymore but I was the guy that made the first Copy Cat. I was trying to print out a flyer for my girlfriend's dead cat, Mergotroid. Seven Jolt Colas later we
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Ipped when she tried to force them open with holy tongs. These holy tongs were from a Buddhist temple and made from gold. She was rescued by the High Priestess herself. Patti Smith
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Y who grabbed sandwiches from tourists and ate them. Nothing stopped me, not even glass windows. I knew how to turn the key in the door, having fingers like humans and copying them
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Spoiled rotten bureaucrats have rats in their bureaus which resist the poison left there. It gets used as hoisin sauce thus poisoning the rats who hate any food with MSG. Messages
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About John Bull and Uncle Sam having arguments over dinner." It was 2063 and Dr. Dugong knew how ro cure the headaches his patient was having. Det. Mnatee agreed that medicine
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They fall into a wormhole; their tailing Thugs in tow. We witness each other's journey through a glass blown tunnel of smallish options. Careening cloud of kumquat custard, hex me!
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Mom's Spaghetti was sitting on the Counter, untouched and uneaten. That is until Poopyrus took it, But it actually wasn't poopyrus. IT WAS ROBBIE ROTTEN!
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White Russian #1 says he plans to go bowling and he hopes to finally win. "Its hard to bowl if your buddies always beat you!", he sighed. Martha Stewart offered helpful hints about
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-ed on Phonics. Cookie Monster's CD release that year, "C is for Cocaine", was rejected by the recording industry's decency nazis, and Cookie was forced to enter a 12 step program.
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His novel kicked around his brain, then kicked it's way out! The chemically altered aliens made first contact with dogs. Their loyal obedience led them to believe humans oppressors
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the lively tweet with a statement of public apology, in essence to squash the beef. Master of the Cows, interestingly enough, also Master of the Puppets, reined in all of the CO2
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n ran across the stage. The Grinch, maddened beyond explanation, chased after the pitcher of beer. "Son of a pitch(er), come back here!" the Grinch screeched. The pitcher ran for
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from the other microbial, he went to the corner and f'd himself a couple of times. He came back wit an army of microbes, and they ransacked the primordial soup. "Liberation!" they
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Pasha, Sasha, Vasha, Kasha, Lara, Sara, Mara and Clara were sitting at a nearby table gratis gift cards from a certain Mr. K, and so they overheard The Elders discussing the Spring
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Members: the need to laugh at the follies of the universe is greater than ever at this winter solstice! It creates more good folding stories to come in 2017.Shall we make a toast?
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and left them speechless. They didn't call him Slim the grim folding whim for nothing. He had amassed quite a good collection of tongues, everything from dog tongues to snake lips
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was marked down considerably. His fingers froze on the PS4 controller, and the voice began again. "Buy more gamesssss. Peggle 2. Point-and-click adventure gamessss. Buy, buy, buy!"
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lla fan. Mussels are a huge turnoff. In fact they make me yak, I said. The agent kept a straight face while elbowing his way into the kitchen and eyeing my large pan collection.
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the night, I took time to show my extra spirally super slip-n-slide glide. Surely now Helga would be impressed. Her manly he boobs heaved with delight or was that with
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on the biscuits he had left out for them. "What are you waiting for Mr.Uzu?" they would ask the skeletal man. With great mystery and coolness, he would reply, "My little worms, I