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The lady's kid had turned the #6 into #666 when the waiter put down his pad and pen to play with the lady's hair. He used to be a stylist. Anybody looking closely could see they

For instance. Who placed the order? The cook looked up and there it was still fluttering. He didn't notice it was for table #666. He wouldn't have cared. That was the waiter's deal

Sometimes Ullie found herself questioning whether she was remembering things in the right universe in the right time in the right order. The order, she'd found, made a difference.

In hindsight I can see that 3 hours on the grill was too much for the chicken. It wasn't the worse piece of charcoal I've had to eat. I went back for seconds. Smuth, on the other

"That won't happen to me Old Man." That is what I used to say. Our youth made us feel invincible. We didn't know forever wasn't very long. So we meant it when we said we'd love you

I never used to have to consider a half way point; how far can I go out and still be able to make it back. I never used to do a lot of things that look a lot like limits. Old age.

I watched her do it in narrow daylight. I refused to believe my eyes. They pleaded with me that they were not lying. Their vision was true. "All the way to the fringes," I asked.

In essence, I refused to see the situation for what it was. I was in the wrong right room. Everything was familiar but nothing was right. That is when I overheard the riddle from

I recognized my girlfriend and her BFF helping me. But I hadn't recognized it was me until I became the me that had been shot. I looked up at myself in recognition. I looked away.

I had seen Jenkins the Leprechaun a few times before that time he saved me from the Nick Noltes of that Ivy League school. That was the one when i watched myself get shot over a

Svenjooly told his headhunter not to bother with the shoes. Jenkins the Leprechaun might want them. Of course, he realized the next morning, that meant he'd have to call Jenkins.

See, my fingers are working on their own agendas. One thinks I'm saying one thing. The other feels the same way about another way. I can't call out a shouldn't if doing so is one.

I don't know why I have to explain myself to myself sometimes. We're in the same skull. I know what I know just as well as I do. Its like a part of my wants to watch the world burn

Some Dieter type, some Dieter type, some Dieter type, some Dieter don't.

But they weren't up to General Pork Chops standards. He was more in favor of bordellos for his troops. He told General Hooker to keep his camp followers, his Hookers, away from his

Who could blame him? Only another polymath exponentiating ad libber. And they did. To the negative 314th power of 10 on his Book of Face page. Clive took his bowls and dirty plates

right. Maybe we in the KGB really are secretly Nazis," The interrogator changed his tactics. It worked. The American was brainwashed into automatically disbelieving anything the

But when I went out there calling for Artemis I was answered by Pyrrh. Then I always remember that Artemis is long gone. Abandoned I'd wager. I apologize to Pyrrh for calling him

stage coach forces strangers into arduous close quarters so it was with with the six of us in the womb. We didn't have names yet but we knew who we were. The bully was always going