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Rodney was a muser if nothing else, and allowed a microbe to make one of his half-lidded eyes flutter slightly, but he really hadn't been thinking she'd clean up his mess, although
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The lamps of his hermitage were broken; the doors of his soul manifold and unhinged. He was fine with the attire of retirement, but the usual self-obstruction when matters of art
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the first feline to be elected Mayor of Barack, Omaha. This was not only because he could talk and was smarter than the citizens, but most thought that since his name was Fido, he
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Omaha. Which was an issue for Keyshawn Baumeister's parents. Because they were black and Keyshawn was Jesish & clearly not black. Keyshawn's dad accused his mom of cheating on him
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My brothers, sisters, and I thought it would be cool to trace out the genealogical tree for our parental units. We found out that in 2020 our father, vial #94hs38, fathered 2352.
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who were into self-degradation over their own privilege. This bored the lamb so much that it begged Mary to put him into the stew, but there was no room, due to all the quinoa. So
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a case of the bends? "Hur hur, I'll give you something to bend over," said Guillermo del Toro. Before she could react, those blue tentacles brought her to the musical undersea king
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I momentarily lost count. Was I in the fourth fold now? I rested, then got the ol' pickaxe out to wallop for the next strata. The air was getting thin. Few people remained here in
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When he kept going with the story after saying, "Needless to say", I found I had needed the part he found needless to say. Everybody else knew the part that wasn't said. Omaha is a
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I posed myself the rhetorical question, "What am I doing?" "The best I can," I answered for myself. We looked at each other. I shrugged first. I bring it up now because I'm not
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It was then that I realized that I was born to be a freelance re-upholsterer. I had the basement. I had the brass tacks. Now all I needed was the chenille. And the furniture, of
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The fact is we are made of quantum negotiations in the moment. Any moment that we exist, we are the amalgamation of what an infinite quantum results say we are. Were the universe
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and dancing to Wax Tailor playing in the back. Wet floors and dancing don't mix well in my experience. That tiny bikini won't help her at all should she fall. I jumped into action.
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siege from. On account as my having been mistaken for an associate justice of the Supreme Court. Namely, Clarence Thomas. The landlady banged the broomstick again. "MOM, STOP WITH
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become a rake or rakess(?) or rakem(??). Some didn't start off in a place where sanity was as entrenched as it is in other parts. Instagram loved them flouting MAPLE bacon concerns
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I'd made an impression. This was the first girl I'd seen since getting out of the Away Time. I had catcalled her. You know, to blend in. I asked her name. She said it was Piss Off.
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What I know about hitmen could fill a book of toilet paper. Five weapons is a bare minimum. They can't all be visionaries like El Gordo Loco. Legend has it that he conjured weapons
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A funny thing happened on the way to the Forum. As a noble Bactrian, I'd been allowed to sport a purple sash to denote I was civilized. The night before I had shared a cage with
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"It was the girth that cinched it." Kevn thought of Ai. He didn't usually listen to what people at the other tables were saying. He'd been triggered somehow. Ai was in trouble. He
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He finally made it to the kitchen. He was confused. He'd never gotten lost going to the kitchen from the living room. There was a note on the fridge. ???????????????????? ???????? ????????????????????