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Cochran was called in before the Old Man. Something was up. Did Dad know? Or was he finally going to give me my own crew? Thoughts flew like a murder of crows spooked & scattered.
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I find that when in a crisis, like the one we are in now, it is best to pick a moving "target" and make it stop moving. Some have chosen to make TRUTH the target. Timing may or may
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I painted myself into a corner and like it's namesake I was stuck in the corner and the floor was lava. I had been using an experimental thermalgenic paint for the Department of
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for the Monster's reelection anymore. The Perfect Woman Trump Voter. I wasn't. My old boyfriend had doctored a picture of me with a MAGA hat. Faux News ran with it and overnight I
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"No thank you, I'm quite pleased with the name I've got," I answered as I eyed her up & down. Doing a bit of judging myself. She looked young, 44ish. "What IS your name," she said.
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"No Missy, it isn't you I was looking for. It might surprise you to learn, actually, that I have other clients besides you that I shop clothes for. But since you are here … Why are
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-n act of mercy, as Blasted had blasted me on several occasions without provocation. Do I have "pick on me" written on my forehead, or what? Anyway, I was used to abuse, so I
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What is the sound of three hands clapping?" The Martians applauded again, as if in demonstration. "Nay, nay," said Guru Nanak, "that was supposed to be more profound." The others
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pieces of steak that writhed and dodged any galactic weaponry. The Blobfish Nebula was notorious for its difficulty in hunting wild game, especially the much feared blobfish steak.
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almost as great." The Great Pumpkin was ice fishing in Thunder bay and felt Charlie Brown's invocation although he shouldn't have been able to. Puzzled, the Great Pumpkin appeared
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second date in the boot of her car, she informed me. "You booked another date besides me and then electrocuted him & you have his body in your car?!" "You choke sleepers," she said
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jejunum. The steel was being excreted as a waste byproduct of the real work that was happening in the duodenum. I was constipated for a week. Then I pooped organic steel ingots.
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Having implied an "it" earlier, I now found myself equating it with nothing. I don't know which of me was more surprised. I do know but I don't want to make the other me jealous.
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Let me reiterate that I have nothing to say and I am saying it.
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Which Buster had been described as, on several occasions. She didn't mind so much. If people thought she was a cantankerous Daughter of Satan, let them. Might make them afraid to
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for us. “I mean,” Jericho’s mom said “It’s bad enough you told those two cavemen, Fred & Barney, that your name is The Great Kazoo and that your dad, the Martian ambassador, likes
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long pork kabobs bar none. The local prison had a readdy supply of long pork flanks. More than enough for Vlad's needs. Vlad sometimes wondered about the destiny of that long pork.
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the tires & take a look under her hood. Patty & Marcy left to get ready for the game. Lucy felt so good after their tryst. Charlie Brown should feel this good, she thought, out of
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, like Heaven, would have to wait. The station master was unavailable to reimburse me for my ticket, so I wandered down the sweaty streets in search of a poisonous lunch that might
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Aunt Flo carried a big ol' steaming pile in a bucket and rested it on the ground. "This bad boy can make so many dung cakes!" she exclaimed and smiled a toothy smile. I sighed.