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offending party notwithstanding). And sung to the tune of of "Home on the Range". But how would it be embraced by society at large? Who gained by burning it all down?
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Fat Billy put down his 11th bean pie and looked to Sean & Rudy. He mouthed "WTF". Donny sees this and points a tiny piss stained hand at them. "I peed on it before it peed on me."
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for the beachcombers but a source of added nutrients for the denizens of the quick sand they suddenly found themselves in. The resulting quick sand ecology is a cosmopolitan oasis.
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eating it, I guess. Somebody will have to tell the home planet whether humans are palatable. That someone might as well be me. They're so delicate. I'll eat it: for science. Easily
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He went to his macrame class that night sweating profusely, not knowing if Woab was an incomplete acronym for Westerners ordering appetizers before, or if Woab genuinely liked him
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where you can choose stories by tag. where you can see user profile. a fragment of the created text. where visit information is given. likes. comments and coffees (donations to the
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I'll be trampled by a nerd horde while waiting for the next iPhone reveal. Now there's a way to go. I mused over the thought for several moments, before focusing on
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, whose name was Stella, rode her broom backwards and was always asking the others to help her get it out of reverse. Stella approached the so-called "Witch Coven" cautiously,
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Would you happen to have a tampon?" it said. Her eyes widened as she read it, knowing that the paparazzi would have a hard time accepting that she, a star, would be at all human.
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Aiding and Abetting the Escape of the Soup Course, if he couldn't prove that he had tried, at least, to catch the fleeing human. The League of Cannibals decided that he would have
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The cannibals and headhunters were at it again. The cannibals brought out the old chestnut about headhunters wasting good food. The headhunters called the cannibals ass eaters. It
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His skin hadn't seen the sun in 13 years. He wasn't about to let that go for naught over this upstart floozy of a queen from the Red Planet. He hated that it had to be voted upon.
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the time he and his dead sister fell into his shadow. Even as they fell they argued as to which of them was at fault. She claimed she was at fault for scaring the substance out of
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dog's podiatrist cross dressed the wrong rottlabootle as a canine Trump throwing his bone into the race as a write-in candidate. Sensing a change in the wind the Trumpers jumped on
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The N in NILF, you see, stands for Narcissus. For I would gladly F myself, I whisper it constantly to my reflection on the lakeside. At least, until that fateful day
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see my skin growing saggy and tired. In retaliation, I threw the hourglass at the old man- no, the infant, who started to cry as if this whole situation wasn't his doing. Then
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I continued flirting during the course of the date, but Death was rather more dense than I was expected. I tried to do makeshift pole dance on his scythe but he didn't seem
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his nose held sway was anyone's guess. But Rod Sterling Legal Tender wasn't one who liked to sit around guessing someone's business. Rod wanted answers the usual oracles couldn't
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I hung(?) out in this limbo an indeterminate duration akin to time. Attention finally caught my attention in turn. I felt being looked at again. Was the smoke clearing? Was that a
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This was all beyond Fred Flintstone's understanding, "Besides," his recently out from the caves mind might have thought. "My turtle lawn mower isn't mechanical. It complains lots.