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by getting their grad students to count the tacks under video surveillance, then count them again. Loomis & Sardonicus had plenty of research funding but as Dept. Chair I made sure
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The whole headsman's axe disappeared. Not just the bit that almost touched neck. All the way up into the headman's hands, gone. A swoosh of air to replace the sudden empty space.
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From multi-observer points of view, the blade never arrives to behead Aeon Peck. It ceases to exist and almost 0.03 nanoseconds later a clone emerges below his throat & down. Momen
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Lewanda Latootles, of the Portsmouth Latootles, was besides herself trying to keep track of what she was protesting this week. She hoped for no flip flops. That hurts her Patreon.
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Darn. Now I want pastrami. I live in the sticks. We don't have pastrami around here. They do have a turkey pastrami at the grocery store. But that is NOT pastrami.
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I know a lot of you will not believe me about the horseradish mustard on Jewish rye. You're going to go out to a nice deli & order pastrami on Jewish rye with horseradish mustard.
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Note to self: Never, never, never, ever again use horseradish mustard on a Jewish rye bread. Never. It is a wrenching experience that would make a Luddite question the furniture.
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Having reached Normalcy the time traveler's words now made sense. Apparently he was on very good terms with a dinosaur. Dinosaurs are going extinct because he gave them the clap.
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Then that kid, Boodah, a 3rd grader, thwarts a kidnapping. Suddenly, I'm old news. I get lumped in with all the Baby Jerikas that fell into a well at a haunted Indian casino. Porn
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This was the kind of place that if this story was a story about that kind of place, this is that place. The kind of place where waiters know your name & in which direction to spit.
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I have a feeling that Trump is going to be pardoning a lot of Wise Guys before he runs for the hills. Thousands most likely. Well, he can't pardon them from state charges.
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Sign seen at a Visigoth rally: Vandal lives Matter.
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'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie
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'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie
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'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie
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'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie
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'I'm so sorry but I love you' is lie
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I'm late but I'll do because I don't wan't to late more
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Real life exist out of your life.
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Once upon a time, a fisherman hold up the fishing pole. then, and a gold fish leap on the sea. he was so suprised that the old man missed the gold fish. and he was shouted "damn"