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I was too busy being a thug to ever have time to play being a thug in a game. Then I had to lay low in a tunnel/bunker/conjugal rights type situation & discovered [insert product]
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We have received several reports that the name of the notorious space pirate, Captain Soap Dish O'Malley is being masked on all media. Spokesperson for the pirate claims a hack.
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During his virgin spaceflight, Ensign Dish Soap O'Malley mutinied and commandeered a Pluto Class spacedreadnaught; Captain O'Malley jettisoned 43 of the crew & declared war upon
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The narrow walls of Old Town reminded me why had I left for space. The narrow spaces in spaceships didn't seem to register most of the time. These walls meant unwanted closeness.
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The fact is, that Leslie Ann Warren was my Miss Scarlet, long before she was Miss Scarlet to the rest of the world. Lady Scarlett, on the other hand, has yet to be surpassed. Given
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"Yes," Professor Plum deflated to admit. Then he harumphed, getting back into his role as Col. Mustard. "Scarlet, you caused a mess with this, this, mess. I intend to have you in
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I did have a bit of queasiness over how spot on the casting had been. The porn actress playing Baby really did look like Jennifer Grey. But when Jerry Orbach put her in the corner
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see how "being presidential" it would appear to be in the future. Emulating Trump by having someone else take her placement tests for her. Be careful to not specify which Te$t$.
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At the last moment, just before getting out of my Uber, I asked "Steve", the Uber driver, "Where do I go for some fun?" "Phuque Queue," he answered as he drove off with my $30 tip.
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defense mechanisms. Puzzled, I nonetheless complied. "Gen. Finebottom, as First Lady's Butler to the 1st Secretary of Pornography, you, I order you to disable your defense mechanis
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The electricity welled up to a quiet crescendo behind my ears. The tendrils had emerged. Two of them. Pristine, moist, white, seeking. I've been caught unaware, flat footed. I need
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We threw out words around as we threw away our youth. Having spent it willy nilly, often at the demands of our willy wally, should we be, now, confused by what it costs to do anew?
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If you walk away from this story feeling edified, then you didn't get it. The happy ending you think you saw was anything but. Everybody got what they wanted without much ado about
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attic were hoarders and organizers, but they would never climb the pyramid of success. I drove my gleaming Packard in the light of the dying sun, doomsayers be damned, and I drank
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randomly generated characters, familiar suspense tricks, contrived antagonisms, people making stupid choices, racy scenes indicated by a line of asterisks, but no moral, no style,
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known for its cuisine, but Jodrigo X. y G, Assistant Railroad Manager, always kept a bottle of rooster sauce on his desk. "Where did I go wrong, Huy Fong?" The mamas and the pampas
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Sword fights meant something else when I was a kid. They didn't typically require a third. Of course, I never found much use of having studied Agrippa, either. I'm intrigued by it.
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But it wasn't my Flash, from the Arrowverse. It was the Flash from the DC Extended Universe! WTF?! Did that mean I might fall victim to supervillians from the DCEU as well? Marvel
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she saw herself looking down. She shook her head. The fall must have rattled something. Because Amber was at the bottom of her own grave looking up at herself looking down at her.
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I loathed to do. In hindsight, I don't think stiffing that joke because it wouldn't have legs was worth changing my mind over. My mind then did, and here I am. I don't mind. Pygmy