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but the other guys, those lesser men, all seemed to be wearing Obsession or Old Spice that night and drinking drinks made with Absolut Vodka. I got elbowed during my sacred dance
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Deathcloud Band kept the joint jumping and the patrons pumping. Freaking germy kids. But the staff and I were immune because of space lizard DNA and we needed their hematochrome
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physics was a cinch when you were a dog. Mr. Peabody was teaching the Prof. to make a toaster out of coconuts when Skipper started hitting Sherman and Gilligan with his hat.
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prison walls were the medium I had to work with, for now. For my art to work, I needed the warden's cooperation. So i approached him about it during my prison intake. He wasn't to
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Jezikara to make the transition she had been hoping for since transmigration had come to her attention. Leaving the material realm had always been an attractive lure. But the cost.
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a haberdashery/bakery i discovered along a canal in Amsterdam. The haberdasher took three looks at my naan hat and set the guard dog upon me. I skedattled away through BeNeLux and
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I know sounds like bragging. But it shows how far I was willing to go to fit into the period. But the barbarity and indifference finally had me taking my leave of the whole shebang
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forego the fake waterworks. We've know for a while you weren't really vegan. You have such a bubbly disposition that we were willing to let you slide on by instead of confrontation
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I hope this Everclear and OJ pairs well with my feta, jalapeno, and ham omelette with buttered toast. It is going down whether it does or not. I'm worried about what might come up.
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I want to watch Little Big Man today. I don't which would be easier. Looking for it streaming online or digging out the DVD. Both are daunting propositions. One entails possibly
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I didn't mean to be here. I don't know if my being here means anything. At least I have the means to be here, for now. This universe wasn't as mean as some others, so far. I still
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The custodian waited. The blank remained blank. The custodian looked at his watch. The wax in Room 217 should be ready for a second coat in about 30 minutes. The blank didn't care.
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What? I can't begin by kissing your ass? You want me to drop trou and bend over first? Yes Sir. Oh, no, Mr. President, I only presented for you. Not for the Russian President too.
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a dime a dozen at places that still take dimes. You know what, just keep it. Your rabies should stay your rabies. I'll find myself a dime and get a dozen new ones. Oh, here's the
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How are the John Birchers taking to our new Russian president's lovedoll president?
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There is a lot of matsa between loving someone until you die and loving someone forever. Both are open ended self-feeding entropy drains. As usual, we won't hold that against them.
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The is a lot of matsa between loving someone until you die and loving someone forever. Both are open ended self-feeding entropy drains. As usual, we won't hold that against them.
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When a person tells someone they love them "until forever", what happens between them dying and forever? Do they still love them during being dead? Can they keep loving them after?
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playing off both ends, "bookending" it was called in corporatese, especially, in regards to luxury faux-branding, was impossible to sustain. Eventually, the flaming albinos would
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I laughed to myself, imagining I had was Uncle Vanka seeing this array. Which one was to be today's Chekov Gun. An urn labeled CHEESE, the handgun, or the cyanide? Mrs. Cheese paid