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Having lost the Philosopher's Stone three times already today, I felt it incumbent that I find us more suitable quarters to quarter in during our quarantine. Quarrels would be
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I could see all the wedding guests splayed out like a painting by Degas. Not so much the theme but by the foreboding irony of the situation but with pink tutus & feet looking. Maid
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the lower 48 and a large part of what would become Canuckistan. It was tough for us fleas, the Bering Sea Crossing. With collared dogs all around us, we were starving in plenty.
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I took Doctor Sassafras at his word. Why wouldn't I? He was an expert in his field. What he was telling me was preposterous on prima facie and had nothing to do with his field, but
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But she packed up my bags and she took off down the road. She hadn't acted any different than I'd been told.I got my money's worth and them some. Predicting my time of death wasn't
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They pulled in from Philly, Miami & Flatbush, and flew bush planes in outta Nome. No one had seen how the feeling was growing. Rising up to a general dissatisfaction on all sides.
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Finally, when she realized they would not relent, Olga blurted out the truth. "I can't eat anyone that I've had sex with! If you make me eat him the sacrifice will be for naught."
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but I didn't and it is what it is. Besides, finding that finger growing on my cat's tail wasn't the thing that made me realize I may be stupid. That was, learning that Alpha comes
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He had never thought he'd be one of survivors of the Apocalypse. Being part or the Remnant wasn't him. Not that he had one, but if he did, that wasn't his style. The price was too
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Unfortunately, the exotic veneer off of the meteor that had crashed into the pond the night before was acting like and anti-emulsifier and her transmigration was frozen mid-stage.
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before he'd relived his punk period 13 years after punk was no more? I quizzed Nigel about it with a questioning chin up. His shoulders said he didn't know but his slight eye roll
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old principle of 'garbage in garbage out' play out. Then they would claim the failure to prove their point proved the very point they couldn't prove without this proof conveniently
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I just pat her on the shoulders and give her an extra cannabis dancing bear gummy. I keep those separate from the real kind. Those are for real occasions. The window for them was
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French Tickler was a popular item for us during the pandemic. Mom says it was because of the taste of hibiscus. I don't know about that. Who gets that much of a kick from hibiscus?
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scattered, refraining from breaking her fall. The old bitch was dead, but at least her cute kitties would not starve. Those cats would grow into super cats, adopting her mannerisms
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from the potato, launching itself into the ether like a wish on a star. This was the safest way of voting twice in Flint, Michigan, and dammit, I just wanted to get away for once.
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It's a bit like being patronized, one might say. Like being told you're about sixty years too early to be on par. It was a wonder Lassie went around saving lives the way she did,
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I liked that they had to specify that the ETHICALLY SOURCED HUMAN FLESH was for HUMAN CONSUMPTION. What other uses are there for ETHICALLY SOURCED HUMAN FLESH? I worry about non-
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One thing I learned from the brochure as that there was large market for Ethically Sourced Human Flesh for Human Consumption. (ESHFfHC). I guess the ETHICALLY SOURCED made it okay.
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i am freaked out by how not freaked out I am about my new neighbors being cannibals. I guess they are used to being the new neighbors. They're proactive. They gave me a brochure.