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Any girl sitting next to you will always be the prettiest girl sitting next to you unless she is uglier than the girl sitting on the other side of you. You'll never be that lucky.
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Ever after I was known as Stoic Boy after the meme I became. The dork being so cool that he fails to make an impression with the prettiest girl in school sitting next to him.
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My side lawn sounds like the soundtrack of a true Addams Family horror movie. The one where college age Wednesday attends Arkham Asylum University. Her roommate is a young Squeaky
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I didn't know what i was going to come up with. I pulled that llama out of my ass. I knew it was coming just not what. Llama is good. Yeti would have been nice also. Syzygy, too.
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A screaming quiet I knew, as in knew, screamed at me once or twice, maybe thrice, that I should end this sentence with a llama. That I did had nothing to do with her screaming.
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Borges, a much more learned man than I, had it wrong about the library. I say that knowing he spent years as a librarian. His libraries are always quiet tomb like places. They have
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In the August 2020 US edition of US.Citizen Weekly there was an interview with Omar Peck wherein he was asked about his parenting skills vis a vis Aeon Peck. I knew it was going to
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to shine my bishop the other night when i heard a lady singing on the radio about me. She never mentioned my name but I knew it was about me. I come to town to find her," Jembre ex
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How dormant is dormant and what distinguishes it from aging? I sometimes feel dormant but not aging or vice versa and versa vice. I once felt random and fledling. But a folder took
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and angst. Agatha or "the Bloodletter" as she was known, was the team leader of our corporate debacle. If anyone dared to miss a deadline or perform poorly, she would know.
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So Barnacle Jones it is & that is enough for you to know. If you are reading this or hearing it in your audio auggy then that means you've been boarded by my crew. I'm the Captain.
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"Come now Butch, don't be unreasonable." Mr Jones held up his hands outwards to show he was unarmed. "Give me the satchel and we can all go home happy." "What's unreasonable mean?"
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They gave him his Forklift Operator's Permit. It was good for 2 years. Pete proved it wrong by tearing it up on the spot. They gave him a laminated one with WAITING GAME typed near
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Bad Guy stops mid-evilness and delivers a pointless rambling that reveals his plans to the hero. Pet Peeve #8: Despite being shot/hit a lot, the Hero somehow manages to stay alive.
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wasn't his real name anymore than that was his real face or his real spleen. He was a bot. One bot of legions of them that, even now, were coursing their way through the internet.
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All sounds from above ceased. Joey called down, "What?" "Are wrenches supposed to be hairy, because this one feels hairy and a bit warm," Ken answered from below. "Let go of it," J
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Never having "shipped off" before I assumed this was normal. Probably some sort of hazing of the new guy type situation. I was determined to show my mettle by not drowning. Just
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Junior got a letter to go see some lawyer in the city. He went. The taxi dropped him off in front of a tall building. He got into a room with 6 strangers shoulder to shoulder. None
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As Geraldo was being suave passing his desk, the deck snagged his low hanging key fob. "Let go," he pleaded. Giving the desk the option to not. It was during lunch so it's possible
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Insert joke 'about how many Mike would kill for a Klondike bar but he couldn't walk to the fridge for a beer since the IED had taken both his legs' here. Feel like a heel dontcha?