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soon his poor legs felt like they'd been fried, or sauteed with onions and garlic and a little extra-virgin olive oil. The harder the frog rode, the more delicious his legs became.
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And then a thousand angels descended from the sky and carried him to heaven, but his friend did not hear them. He just heard the death rattle and sat stunned, looking at the
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Toni Tonille was asking me to do that to her once again. I wanted to but the damned muskrat kept me away. Besides, I had to keep an eye out for the Captain. My depth perception was
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-igence. Trump saw himself as the Moe of his band of stooges. He had them to take his eyepokes for him. Just to prove his point Trump poked his fingers into Richard Grenell's eyes.
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Sorry about that one. I had sold myself the premise without seeing it was going to leave at a precipice. I jumped blindly and grasped at every branch until I caught one & held on.
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from the blind Estonian man. "sniff, Ahh, Deetektiv Manatee', sniff sniff, Ah but I will be quiet. 30 shekels please." Manatee decided to follow the Gomez Adams type down the main
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From the day room you can see the sea. Everybody else says it is a river but I see the sea. I think they see a river of forgetfullness & forgotten to see the sea as I see the sea.
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in Nome, do like well educated pygmies do and prosper. Oh, and put on your mukluks. Matriarch in practice, if not in name, she still ran the whole shebang in her mother's absence.
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Mitch had gotten addicted to tossed salad with a hemorrhoid cream sauce. He had made sure his name was on the list for conjugal visits. He promised a reach around every time.
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He had been rooting around in his grandparent's attic, first, and then the basement. It was while in the basement that he found a room he had never seen before. The door was open.
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"What is that smell?" "Tarantula." "Huh, I was going to say horseradish but now that you mention it. I do smell some wet tarantula. Oh, making a sandwich? I can come back later …
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that I will cut off Andy's limbs & head?" The audience said in unison, "We believe you. We believe." Now Andy was feeling a cold breeze & it wasn't because of his half-zipped gown.
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designer spleens that were sent back and forth using the MRI app in their phones. Sometimes the liver would put on a show after a late night of heavy drinking. Or the pancreas and
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pointing to the bucket hanging in the well. "And why is that called a tiger chair." the reporter was heard to ask. "You ever caught a tiger by the toe? Gotta go, recess is over."
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if you still want to love it, then love it. It is that simple. Fuck if they love you back. You did your part. You made yourself vulnerable for this shit. Love IS a 4 letter word.
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had won the award for Best Movie Title That Looked Like It Was Part of A Sentence. Andy had seen it but couldn't consider it right now because the antsy pantsies had him squirming
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My pitchfork and I were having a quiet moment beside the river. Or, at least as quiet as it can get when you're with a pitchfork. If I caressed her just here "mmmmmmmmMMmmMmmm nnMn
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I couldn't find what I was looking for on my desks. I looked and looked and looked again. Nothing. Then I looked in the other hand and it reminded me what I was looking for. Torch.
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and he would, he would have a conniption fit fit for a fit person, which he wasn't. We just had to try to make it last long enough for the straitjacket & orderlies to arrive. Ozona
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It has been a while since we've seen each other. Lots of things are different. Lots of things are the same. Somethings never change. Until they do. I guess it is a matter of time.