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Orange Buffoon: Launch that missile at that school bus full of kids. General Consternation: No. Orange Buffoon: You're fired. Acting-General Schmuckatelli, launch that missile …
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Thanks to all the recent training we had in pacifying hostile populations since 9/11, our military is about to put their hard earned experience into practice on us. Thanks Bush.
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Dierdre's nephew was going down to the valley and decided a side trip to see her was called for. It would be 200 miles of extra driving with unrest along the whole trip. Family was
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"Oh, we discovered gravity long before Newton. We didn't even call it gravity back then. One day we were walking along the waters of the deep and there it was." Quayfabay's eyes
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Friends are more likely to understand your plight and might prefer for their own children to be eaten by people they knew. Others will be starving as well so don't be greedy. Rats
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when you climbed up on the sofa & straddled my face with your crotch while explaining something about the crown molding above & behind my head. I couldn't help but notice your fly
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I don't know. Porn stars, golden showers, grabbing them by the pussy, getting sweated on by Putin? That doesn't sound like a germaphobe.
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You know that feeling when you see a guy make a joke about a rape kit in his son's gym bag as being for pandemic mitigation and you want to smack them both as amateurs? Me neither.
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"I told you not to name the swine. Now you're seeing their corpses instead of a cornucopia of fresh pork," Ma yelled from the rumble seat turning her gravity bong up. "The skates
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The influencer's body was found a month later. She had starved but her phone was full of Instagram posts queued up of her surrounded by mangos. She never understood they were food.
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Anytime the conniption fit seems it might peter out one of the stoats would rekindle the rage by mentioning some perceived attack by the lamestream media. Small hands was a popular
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"That which is not forbidden is allowed." Maybe not as cryptic as "No mustache. No boots. No horse. No wife. No worries. No life." Still pretty heavy for a Pre-K classroom. I hoped
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"The dead should be done of such concerns," Psuedo-Socrates announced from his stall at the vomitorium. One of the lavatory attendants offered him a fresh gag stick. He indicated
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Even there the gods held him back by making him blind. For the dead his blind eyes were a blessing. Merely sensing the light was a salve to their dead souls that the world endures.
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Cassandra saw his future and in a round about way, her own. Ajax was coming and Achilles behind that. Tiresias should've been a pair of ragged claws but he was the dead man's eyes.
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tell Mrs. Ott that I think about her when I masturbate. She is the best 4th grade teacher in the world. I should know, I keep repeating 4th grade." His step-dad still tried to stop
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I don't know why I am saying this again. It goes without saying.
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You want to know why we never see that? It is because every time I mention that it gets replaced by the word "that". That at least is one possible surety. I'll keep an eye on it. I
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I waiting for the deepfake of the orange buffoon as Thanos after the Snap. Ivanka in Leia's gold bikini would ask him, "What did it cost you?" "Nothing. I made money on the deal!"
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Irene got carried away irrigating her South 40. She got lightheaded when she stood up. She didn't deny there was a hint of Hurts so Good but it was mostly disorienting. Tenuous is