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I doubt it was a fortuitous thing to find myself in possession of a paper bag sack of corn grits; as if there were any other kind but corn. Having been born with an innate loathing
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Offending offenders offends the amends I intend to fend off on a friend. More like a fiend but still a friend as far as fiends went. Having spent the rent not on the rent I was
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The fiscal activity of Memberance. Dreaming it away would not help. Neither would waking actually.
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In hind sight it is pretty obvious that eating the monkey’s fist was a bad idea. Remember though, I was of the Ideas are not bad or good camp. I ate the monkey’s fist. Mistake is a
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It was in Dallas, Texas. I remember that day clearly. Of course I would, every time the damn song comes on I remember the fight. It was over an Ice cream. A damn good one at that.
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to show you can never really expect anything the Pythons did. Least of all the Spanish Inquisition. Well I can't really fault you there. No one ever expects them.
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orities, but Jesus was definitely one of the cooler kids. Always got along well with everyone. Everyone but the School bully, Roman. Roman used to shove Jesus in cramped lockers,
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Thanks to his ability to change one thing into another, like maybe an F into an A for Roman Civics class, I got the opportunity to visit Gaul for twenty years. The Romans loaded me
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That book. It all started with that God damned book. That book! It used to be God's Little Black Book. You think Zeus and the other Olympians were the only ones plowing the fields?
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When I finally saw what I was seeing and not what I had been looking to see, I saw the Celestial Court had erected the Emerald Palace on my popcorn ceiling. I cursed the day I took
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To the point. Succinct. Precise. Redundant. You said that. I did say redundant didn't I. Sigh. Look to the right. A yellow CREATE beckons your attention. Consider what you might
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Flip was another example how America really liked to see their black entertainers in drag. Before Madea or Big Mama there was Geraldine. Flip Wilson made Geraldine look good.
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I was flipping birds at everybody that went by. It got boring when nobody would catch them. Finally, I was left with only one bird left to flip. This bird's name was Flip Wilson.
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Jack walked in on Wendy trying to flip the burger. "I don't want to be no square," the meat patty told her defiantly. Jack rolled his head as far as the antenna would allow him.
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Once the secret was out forget about getting a decent meal anywhere nearby. If it was that simple to escape an uncomfortable situation & flipping burgers surely qualifies as that.
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Meanwhile, seeing the confrontation, a crowd gathered. Many had their phones out. There was one guy with his refrigerator door filming it. They streamed the Ninja Transformation!
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asked, "Pardon moi, would you happen to have an Grey Poupon™?". I was surprised, really I was, when the ravenous leg-hegged shark-torsoed said, "No, sadly, I'll have to eat you dry
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Running into each other the way they did wasn't a prescription for a happy ending. But with the dispositions & the lawyers & suing each other they became each other's significant O
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Hawkins & Murphy were passing each other over and over taking water from the water fountain to the dead dead guy. The stage manager just watched them like it was a tennis match.
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I'd bet my destination is the end of the line. Call me old fashioned, if you must, but I wasn't in a hurry to get there any time soon. I do wish this train was on the scenic route.