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some bonehead with his head shoved inside a lion’s mouth and a poisonous reptile slithering up his ass. I was pompous and wanted nothing more than to take my stupid trophy to hell.
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the FBI Response Book. He had bought it off of Pinterest at the insistence of Jack Daniels. Jim Beam had looked on in silence. The 3 Johnny Walkers were silent as well. Henry took
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The problem was that 7 year old me didn't know that I had agreed 20 years later for them to pick me up. Like I had said, I'd misunderstood when they said they'd pick me up at 7.
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Then Candida called him out from the audience. Tony looked at Thelma (half of Dawn) who mouthed "That bitch" at him. Tony hid the award behind the 3 yellow ribboned microphone. Ash
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It is important when making stem milk from your "stem" balls that you count your balls. I started out with eight and somehow ended up with nine. "Nine balls for the kings of Men...
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Patience was taken from us by the Shoshone, we think. It might have been Blackfoot. Their new chief, Winterhawk, is riling them up. We'd been heading back to the Texas Republic.
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"So what," I started, "my sun sign is Gemini, moon sign Libra with Cancer ascendant not to mention during a coinciding of a Kali Yuga with the Mayan calendar. Wipe your ass Tiffany
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I like this new Persephone streaming service. They've got a vast array of choices. I'm partial to Town&Eastern myself, daddio. That is what I am partial to & I'm ready to part it.
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We called ourselves the Usual Culprits and we played whatever. Ska, skiffle, punk, Raffi, we played it all. When Wombat got peanut butter in his kazoo during a show on Omaha Beach,
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"Don't worry. I've found my toothbrush since then. Boy, put that one down as a lesson learned." I had to ask. "You don't think that was a lesson learned too late. I mean like, who
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Tyre. I was at Acre as well. Wounded twice on both sides of the wall at Carcosonne. Married my captor's daughter. Now I'm my captor since both he & she died of halitosis a week ago
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The mama-San said that was the last time she was going to bang bang in a Yugo. That, sadly, turned out to be true. It was the last time she bang bang anywhere. She got hit by a bus
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The car did ok as well. It got to stretch its legs, so to say. I bet nobody had been fool enough to take her out on the freeway that fast. The time we spent under the Laguna Street
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It got the job done. It was an adventure wondering which sound meant something bad or really bad. I guess I lucked out. San Diego to Palmdale and back and I'd gotten used to her.
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It was Super Bowl Sunday and I suddenly found myself free. But, afoot. The only car I could get was a Yugo. And I paid through the nose for that. Bare bones feel fat once you've
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It is true. I seem to have forgotten the life cycle of the butterfly. I hope I haven't inadvertently extended the drought over there in that drought stricken area by Papa's Yugo.
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I dreampt I was the path that walked the man. When I awoke I was still a butterfly. Wait. Is there another stage for me. I hope not because I barley survived being pulpa during imp
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Big Bertha & I had worked out a deal in which if I accidentally died while under her ministrations she would be paid $1,003.313 for services rendered. Today is the last day of that
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Her big man hands took my business for a drag around the room. I wasn't complaining. Not with a ball gag in my mouth. I could hear one of her other pets down the hall whimpering.
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Demon Seed the packet read. FREE SAMPLE. That is all it said. Was it a flower, fruit, or vegetable? No directions. I cut myself on the foil & the blood started boiling. I dropped