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as propensões pedagógicas de meninos gentis e educados dificilmente são lendas. No entanto, aqui estamos no precipício. Maldito se não o fizermos e atacamos e braço e uma perna se
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Having long passed the limits of sanity I now found myself at the brink on the farthest side of insanity. I had ceased being a cognitive event. I was on the verge of piercing the
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The Mother of Cosmo liked men with a stylish jacket. In some cases, the jacket was more important to her than the man who threw it on her bedroom floor. Whoever it was at the time.
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There was a frog footman playing Door Man for a Day, sponsored by The Quaint Unguent starring Heino Grey. "Welcome to Toilet #9, Naomi," the frog/Door Man crooned. "Babs will be
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The death masks on the walls seemed alive sometimes. But only when she glimpsed them on the side she was looking away from. The door to Toilet #9 was ornate yet simple. Not garish.
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Maybe, just maybe, you really need to got to Toilet #9. "Nobody uses it. Take your time. Get your business done in ease." everyone tells her. Like they said, nobody uses it. Why?"
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Imagine you are a double agent too valuable to either side to kill but also too dangerous to be kept alive, for the same reason. Some reason has you in a tunnel between both ends.
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One day you're sitting on your little cloud, bored. You look at your drink straw. You decide to climb down it. What could happen? The 1st problem you encounter is your size. How to
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the statue of Blorfu, the Earth God. All in its presence must put mud on their faces, but all at this campsite were obliviously disrespecting him. I had to rectify this situation!
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The Coconuts, migrating or not, were, of course, what Latinos called their Oreos: brown on the outside but White in the inside. They don't have a Tio Tomas. I don't think they do.
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say. Being an opportunist you've already worked out how this will help you line your pockets. "Thank you Mr. President. you can call me your Small Hand man, Rudy," you say instead.
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Every signatory to the treaty conceded to the AI the right to blow up their world if they breached any of the Topeka Convention Protocols. All bets were on Earth being the first
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The case was made that to dispell taking a representative's attire as a consideration that all representatives wear a uniform with no insignia. Those systems which couldn't afford
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& me, ow7s. We're still not going to be allowed in. Doesn't matter that we are Fourth Tier. We didn't have the blue fringe. It burned my ass. swdfert spit on the Thirder in charge.
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contract tracer. He resisted his most heinous criminal urges but couldn't keep from ding dong ditching homes w/ a lighted bag of dog poop when he should've been conducting surveys.
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t your daughter, I'm telling you it wasn't my fault!" Dr.Payne turned around slowly, brandishing a wicked looking drill. "My daughter used to have the prettiest smile... until you
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mole on her left shoulder, and that's when I knew the gig was up. He had warned me not to sleep with his sister, but I did it to spite him anyway. Jim raced down the interstate
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Mitchel's fangs dripped saliva. He was hungry. I knew it. He knew it. The only thing stopping him from devouring me was a 5 inch thick Plexiglass window. "Eat your rations Mitchel"
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last of the frenchmen was sent to the slaughterhouse, the world looked across the English Channel for more meat. The Tiger had to be kept satisfied, or the whole world would
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It didn't help that I was in the Rape Squad. That wasn't the outfit's official name but that was us. Day in and day out of raping with a little pillaging on the side makes one want