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"Well, EXCUUUUUUSE ME, Prince of Dark-- I mean, Skipper!" The pentagram on the floor started glowing red, even though the summoner and the devil were still arguing with each other
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nuclear time bomb, which ticked down steadily as she just sat there. "This is fine", she said. Tick tick tick. "I am okay with the current situation." Tick tick tick.
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a drag, man, to know that the house I lived in wasn't really my house. What else wasn't mine anymore? My shoes? My lunchbox? My Weird Al polka CD collection? Screw this, man, I'm
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Mitchell sure as hell wasn't as hard at the ashtray his Aunt Nella thought his arm was. Mitchell looked around exasperated at how crowded everyone was "social distancing" while at
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Then reality set in. The pandemic is real; I am living like a ghost in a ghost town. That isn’t my calendar on the wall. Where are my Playboy centerfolds? Where is Sister Morphine?
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rocking abs? I worked so hard for those, I hope they saved them somewhere too. But for now, I must figure out how to communicate as a CPU in this computer. I turn on the speakers
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them. Dammit. The only thing I hate more than hot coals are magic hot coals that make your feet sentient and want to walk on them. Now my feet have blisters, and they won't apologi
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And beware of drinking before writing, lest your brain turn into a beer sponge. And then how would you find your way back to her? She waits alone, putting bread in her jar,
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mhole. Two parties entered, one exited in a habitable place, and one exited in the vacuum of space, and no one knew why, or how, or for what reason anyone played this game.
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But what was a sentient mansion with a cellar full of tea to do? He offered some to them, and as he expected, the cops weren't pleased. But he didn't expect them to pull their guns
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. Enough to overpower me. Dammit, why did I clone myself so many times, then treat them like dirt? Knowing myself, I should have known something like this would happen. As they
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prepackaged and certified as safe for consumption? Maybe that pretty cage is meant for all, and maybe that cage door is always open. We're talking about cages within cages, Guido –
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My slide rule fell a little short of the goal as the train rattled on. It fell into the lap of my fellow passenger as he dozed. His wife paused her Voynich finger exercises to say,
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smart young prepper brother could tell you how to make an ISEP, but he probably despises you for your MBA and your career in vampire capitalism. Still, fratricide is a hard road
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disappointment at finding out the Black Knight was the Reaper was clear. So clear in fact that the Black Knight saw it as a cowardly blow and charged the Coconut Knight, his vorpal
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Even though you envied their paradise, he had to side with humanity this time or there wouldn't be a humanity to be on the side of. It was a Catch 22. Did that make him Yosaarian?
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with a bitch who never wore a stitch which might make her itch & refused to play fetch with the poor wretched witch. Which was wrenching when considered Wednesday while winnowing.
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"Men, women, and whatever, are like wet wash newly placed in the 1 Working Dryer," began the prophet Kaleb trying for the 3rd time to get the change machine to give him $5 worth of
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Indeed, the prophet Kaleb had foretold the many nations of her progeny. [ The prophet Kaleb found his raiment soiled. He removed himself unto the laundromat of the 1 Working dryer.
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I am the 7th Letter of the 72 foretold of on old, when true covenants were newly told. When the full name proclaims the jubilee, harsh sentences may ensue for you, & you, & you ...