I haven't scolded myself yet today; that's a victory, of sorts. 5:27 and no scolding, no scalding, no school. Fooling the fools who they were fooling they got full of themselves &

I had twisted my toes again and now I didn't know where one foot started and the other one ended. I assumed they met in the middle because I bothered to ask because I still don't

Besides her radiance and her smile, and her temperament, and her fine comportment, and that she was loved by one and all in the Village of Aarrgggh, everything about her is Evil.

It feels like Pali. I tasted the Pali including the word and Pali. (logos & Pali) probably and the dumbfucks that love them. That supported our image of Bali. Probably. Most likely

The Earl didn't like it in Tomorrow's belly. He emptied his pocket of Ex-Lax. Tomorrow quickly passed, & Earl Grey found himself in the camp of another warlord- Next Week. "Charge!

But ho! Woab's garden was full of enchanted flowers who sang enchanted songs to Rebbie and Pinky's story. "Come, my sweet little tale," they sing, as Gibber waits hungrily in the

rigid on grandpa Larry's lap, grimacing and hands over his ears through the old radio recordings. When they were over, Larry asked Johnny if he'd liked them, but he was dead.

lived the Amish way. Her mother winked at the question. Eridani was 11 when she found out. A traveling salesman came to the door. The final payment for your daughter is overdue.

the bacon platter to bare. Kitty/Puppy curled up with Sophia and napped under the moon. The man in the moon winked and Sophia dialed the groomers. Tomorrow would be the big day.

swerved into our lane. Sukamo fell off our pyramid and through the mazda's sun roof. We five pedaled after him on our one bike. During Jakarata rush hour, we'd be late for school.

And I coward in the corner suspicious of his telepathic abilities. He was hostile though only mentally. He sent he obscene messages psychically. She shivered and scooched toward

The little cubs huddled in a muddle as they heard the banging thing come closer. "I'm scared," said Nuzzles. "I'm hungry," said Cuddles. So they decided to trick the banging thing

u can't even imagine how infrequently someone shares the end of the rainbow...even after they have bent over to capture a moment of the leprechaun's lucky charm...a charm he seldom

dizzy from the zero gravity until they arrived at planet Xenolite. They landed and set up camp. The solar windows began to howl and Mitch for cover.

It sold suits for women and heels for men. you could get spanex and speedos but best of all Mary could get her mother the best birthday present ever, the Italian man.

Oh the Puns death could be so punny, "A ghost rides an elevator to lift his spirits." But the distasteful reviews at the comedy club wasn't helping my career. I packed my hearse an

"If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys. I read a book on gravity. I couldn't put it down." The strip club wriggled with laughter but Mo didn't he pulled a gun

-bor had thrown out, but it gave the cookies an offensive odor. I tried putting the dough in the dryer, which would have worked if I had taken out my sneakers, first. Let's face it

one day a little boy was crying, he was so sad his mum died he loved his mum to much and he ran away. He ran as fast as he could he ran to...

sewing machine, and knitted a sweater out of poison ivy. Then I sent the sweater to the final foe, and waited for about three days. Afterwards, I went over and collected the trophy