Horatio Primrose lived in a shotgun shack on the south side of Avalon, Mississippi; he inherited the house from his Aunt Saffron who bought the house for three hundred dollars in

to seeking my fortune, I was kidnapped by Abby Farrelly and the Wacky League, a women's Balloon Council group. They forced me to inhale helium and speak into a tape recorder

help himself. He added "serpentine" to every fold that day. Then that night while he was scrubbing his sister Molly's boots out came a large snake. "I am the Queen of the snakes

ed, "They don't they are only envious of them. Green folk can travel through space but Purple folk can travel through the jello dimensions. It all mead sense! Only in there could

lays in the hear to my long ass name. Gastonius Ramses III, reveals that Vivenne is really the author of Ramses Gastronomy. The mattress she trembled on went cold. The cookbook of

go out their with me?" "I got the huevos, esé," My best amigo Carlos piped up. I knew he'd go. He's a solid dude. Then Sancho & Mikey reluctantly agreed. To the haunted field we we

all Bird-hood is shut down. I tried on the Emu tights. They were totally uncomfortable until I put the underwear on the out side. Then I Super Emu went after Evil Emu in my

formed a resistance. People would say, "It's a new page of life, isn't it?" when they wanted to discuss the forbidden truths of the burned books. If people reacted badly to this t

"Because I need to fulfill my dream of becoming a woman, and I need to do it away from everyone that I already know. It's too awkward to transition; I need to just pop-up one day."

er. The strange Beings that applied all seemed flawed some how until Jenny Jelley applied. She was perfect she had lime green hair and 6 peanut butter colored eyes. She could juggl

his head into the large picture window and entered the bar. John Paul went on a rampage. how dare they not believe he was in Led Zeppelin!

The fart smells filled the whole room and the photo op was over. Kids ran waving their arms and throwing props around. The photographer was trampled and the mall cops were called

l. Then Penelope's Chauffeur pulled up & said, "Silliness, my lady did you think you could give me the slip? Get in your father the king is annoyed." Penelope tried to explain but

the Comic con location was lit up on the side.The man in the silver spandex suit was not amused. He pulled out a light sword and lopped my arm right off. Singeing closed the wound.

Sherbet and Sherbet at Peacock ice cream he apparently made a huge mistake by ordering a sundae on Saturday. It apparently was politically incorrect. Mr PC himself was filming it

. He had to land somewhere but, with the Earth melting beneath him where would be safe? The Blue Jay, Jay, settled on the Burj Khalifa tower. It was then that a beam of light

summer. Kale?! a sworn carnivore? She had secretly slipped closer to my vegetarian side of life. I knew if a pushed it would be too soon. Instead, I left some kale on a platter and

& sheeple. They too wanted to know why there was foam in the Tucsawitchichi Creek. Turns out that a local artist was sculpting foam. He was making floating refuges for water birds

the walk of fame. However due to recent political events. It had become the walk of shame. the blue-footed boobies with cement covered feet waddled into a fortune tellers tent

the two kingdoms. That was until a giant dragon appeared and began burning both to the ground. They had to work together. Perhaps this would mean their love could be. He became a k