was secretly her panties in my nose and they fell out onto my desk. Everybody in the office looked over, then back...then snapped back at my desk.

that although on fire was not consumed: at least it wasn't talking to her like the Singing Cactus did that last time. She helped us get free of the snoggrass bush and showed us her

with unbelievers. The Great Pumpkin keeps a sharpened hoe for those. High Priest Linus watched vindicated as Cecillia was reaped. The rebel Marcy laughed an Patty barely made it

Snickerdoodle was in love with a girl named peanut brittle and they snuck away. Living in blissful sin they welcomed a son name soy sauce who was very salty. Soy sauce grew to be a

your last pre-diet days. You know so that you never gain those few extras. I kept the memory jeans to remind you of the time someone mistook you for a hot air balloon and

ccasionally people commented on cracked shell, the greenish hew of the yolk and the sulfurous aftertaste. "This isn't eggzactly what I ordered" they'd say but "Eggs Donald" was

vested invested! When you live forever investments really pay out.No pain,no gain! Ouch! Once he'd saved up enough Billybob Magee had his brain transplanted to a tank, no more pain

Off late, I had noticed something amiss with her. We worked in the same office and often hung out at lunch and after work.

The horse he rode in on. She had died a few minutes after giving him the little purple pills. He did not think it had anything to do with him though. That other woman died as well.

spit on it and threw it haphazardly upon the table and walked away. They watched him as he undid his apron purposely, throw it on the last table and grab his jacket from the chair.

that homeless guy that he had glimpsed when making that last right hand turn. He was behind the benches over on the fence around the basketball court. He was to blame for my fate.

genitalia most humans have over compensated with large brains that they use less than 10% of. As primates go we humans have discovered we need tools to do even the simplest of

A bigger coin with the same design on it... The next day I found...

Buckle up ladies and gentlemen because I am gong to tell you about the greatest day of my life. It all started when I woke up to find

Buckle up ladies and gentlemen because I am gong to tell you about the greatest day of my life. It all started when I woke up to find

their fate. With no computers, many turned to suicide, whilst others turned to baking. They would make scones, cakes, biscuits, anything they could until their hands fell off and

In the gardens is also the period of harvest ripe apples, pears, nuts, grapes. It is so great to break full of sweet Apple right off the tree! It is sweet and fragrant, very tasty

Jimmy, always was there, observing and noting in his old and with cracks notebook. Interspersing some little drawings between single words, lost in the pages of the notebook. But,

ogled by the chivalrous midget. How disappointing! She was about to utter a dejected "thank you", when, to her shock, she realized he was Peter Dinklage! OMG! "May I snap a selfie

squat gentlemen at the foot of the stairs. "I hear that Livonia is nice this time of year," said the goon I decided to call Tweddledumber. Either my uncle sold me out or they were