But then so did he and would give them each $50 after he beat them up and that's how Bum Fight started.

dead on the floor, a pair of mallets protruding from his back. The audience gasped and the timpani player backed away slowly, swearing he hadn't ruined the xylophone solo, but his

kind of guy. He was old and withering, though sturdy but also stubborn. "Excuse me sir," called a little girl with two bows in her hair. Her eye's big and one glob of snot...

ice open a papaya in the dark under my sheets. I loved to have the juice run down my bruised and battered body while imagining Jason's bully pulpit grasping hands throw lawn darts.

have the best eyesight, but was a sick jockey. He relished the idea of breaking the new "horse" in- not before branding it. Much to Cuthbert's grief, Murdock mounted his sore heiny

"Yes Dr. Lector," she replied pushing forward the handcuffed man, "I present to you Earl Grey. Mr. Grey this is Dr. Hannibal Lector and you are his vittle now." Grey's eyes grew

But it turned out to be too holely and barely struck me at all as there was barely enough fabric left to make contact. When she saw there would not be an blood she switched to plan

and if you see penguins visiting, you know you are way down under just like the bearish stockmarket

a man of richness. A man with political connections throughout Eire. His roots could be traced all the way back to Cú Chulainn. So Edward Gorey knew his way around such trifles as

hide a bomb test. Ever since Spacex called their rocket explosion 'an anomaly', people were misusing the term left right & center. So everyone translated the 2009 spiral anomaly to

Not that is what is wrong with science today. We are making the assumption that the ability to taste will be something people in the future would want. Now I just complicated it by

Cheetahs used their power against me. Perhaps they wanted multitudinous recliners for themselves. I'd like to say it's a battle for lionkind, but I'm just doing it for myself.

I couldn't but I did.

"Actually, that was my recommendation," answered Professor Loomis when nobody asked. He entered the press conference (already in progress), zig zagging his way through reporters.

All of it is but memory now. That land is gone now. Eaten by sand and time. The winds there now can never hope to disturb them, our lives there. We held them once and let them go.

Unwashed and three Dragoons from Another Time. The taller one they call Gary Cooper because he reminds them all of the prophecy depictions in the Divine TV Guide.

all those promises were abomination. Funny how abomination sounds a lot like Obama Nation, some of them thought not equipped to ponder beyond the next hog hunt or election of Hogg.

pattern not seen since Etruscan A went extinct when the last speaker of the house died. I am the curtain of your moon come to rub it in. I do not question my role nor do I simply

interloper we just ran into here in the hall way. "Yes, that did just happen. He happened happened when he should have happen happened. It happened alright so lets forget it and go

At this altitude eyesight leads to bad landing so we rely on altimeters built into the sleeve of our flightsuit. Regardless, from TV to in front of me at the speed of thought.