Was to hire all women for her cabinet, just to show they were Team Billary Frump.they need not be good at their job, robots did it for them. She took applications online, with

bowl of napalm. "Love the smell of it in the morning, but lunch will have to do." The military graphic designer who was also a kitten declared. She booted up Adobe Illustrator and

That translates as there was a Saturnian feel to the future in North Polymbria. The bifurcation of life became more and more evident. Sidewalks swallowed pedestrians and many died.

A mallet. And disembowel my enemies with it. I will reign supreme with my mighty ballads kf death, marching with my enemies blood dripping from my face. Oh the taste of organs call

"Caralily! What did I tell you about not playing with the Stradivarius?!." "Sorry mother" I replied, and joined the violin's game of Uno. The meatloaf, forgotten, presumed

nearest pigeon caught it without flinching. "Looks like this vagabond needs to be taught a lesson." The flock stopped pecking and a black sedan bristling with firearms rolled up. L

"Screw it" she exclaims. She whips her .45 italian made Beretta out and shoots him in between the eyes. Little did she know her actions indirectly cause ld world war 3.

remin music cued the next shot in the duel. Alowat primed his super-soaker and took aim. The blast was devastating and left red marks on his opponent's chest for days. The natives

on my sleeve, & summoned a hansom cab. Arriving, I was miffed to find a mere Georgian terrace with no guards. The only "queen" there was a fop in silk dressing gown named Sherlock

Her shark teeth showed too. A bowl of Jello was served to everyone, topped with whipped cream. She ate the applause and cackled again. Literally, the room became one bowl of Jello!

slipped into the netherworld, he worried about everything, but he woke on the other side with mirror-writing, level 1 poltergeist activity, and side-eye from beyond. His shooter

But he sure loves Deaths Door vodka! He is the best customer for it at whole foods, in specialty. He knew better than to show up before he got drunk, though. His car was repo'd

the tautology is seems. Spirit, like matter, has extension which manifests in this case as Will. In fact this is the same Will that moved our bodies while still corporeal. Crowley

So ofcourse it was a huge surprise when they suddenly found themselves being scooped toward the opening like an annoying ball of snot

intelligence cell!" Rather than feeling the emotion of discomfort, the robot's voice was now sounding like David Attenborough. The scientist could only stand a few minutes of the

by her healthy since of humor and her ignorance of the revolution brewing in broad daylight for the Church was a ruin and her subjects were the acolytes. The laughing hyena Queen's

This was the news headline on July 28, 2016. Pliny MCII read it and was thoroughly disgusted. This was not his father 's New York Times. He burned it for fuel to keep warm instead

Folding stories are no exception, just more organic. There is no such thing as a plot, which makes folding stories more therapeutic for the schizotypical than your average zombies.

Reiki was Ina's medium of mediation. Lucy has a diamond in the sky was her favourite song. Adriana was more of a Olympic ring, she loved Adrenalin sports.

memorial parade float tragically turned to rubble under a stampede of escaped animals from the Central Park Zoo. The well was only one of many victims of the animal rights group,