Writing a fold is like sitting in the front seat of the Viper, about to reach the top of a 171-foot-tall rail—a tad more than fifty-two meters—and slither down at 70 miles per hour

She walked into the pitch meeting with Solange the puppet Orange. The suits at Tropicana were cool to the idea. She got flustered. She was losing them. Then Solange spoke up. Heads

Ol' what's-his-face wasn't having any of that malarkey. He caught Bobo's dagger midflight and he tossed it back at him. Bobo parried with his skates. The blade buried itself into a

I took over tailing him at Cumberland near the shooting range. He pulled into a small strip mall. I followed him in and parked in front of a Thai place. He drove up to a payphone.

"Good afternoon. You've reached the offices of the International Cabal of Evil. Evil for Evil's Sake. This is Pecunious Derfnutter. How may I obstruct you?" The confused patriarch

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can of chopped liver from the Stop and Shop, and sew it together back into a whole liver to save Abbie. Victor would do anything to keep her alive for the frisbee golf championship

"Infiltrating a planet's dominant species is not always as easy as one might think," began Quirfagbaigh giving his empty beer glass a longing look. The vermin kid slipped him over.

He was a dark and smarmy knight upon a quest of lost import. Anon the deadly business be was about. Alacrity and Couth are his attributes, fear not. When Heaven anoints, Hell sees.

But the app's developer had lost a bundle on his short game. The app would have to wait until his Xmas bonus for a reboot. Until then the app would have to limp along AS/IS. Sally

stopped in his tracks. The J Man and the sea monkeys all froze as well. Manatee slowly gestured the TV was a clue. Manatee recalled the plot of Bedlam in Paradise. It was a trap.

Nothing happened. Ted, then, filedl an Erlenmeyer flask, that he had in a plastic basket, with gas & try again. The gas reacted to residual reactants in the flask. The air above of

Lem crawled behind the booths. As he passed by one he could hear a mother pleading with her child to be quiet from the under the table on the other side of the booth. One Gunman to

Ken's job had him back in the area. "I remember why I know this town," he told the waitress. "A bunch of grisly murders a few years back. It was in the news." The diner went quiet.

Still, not as tough as the time I spent 24 years looking for something in my hand. Where were you all those years before I met you, when I needed you most? I hate thinking this. I

Mary rested on the patio lounge, eyes shut, grinning as the warmth of the sun eagerly caressed her face. In the distance, a squirrel furiously chirped at Mary, for it had buried

On his recent trip to the Everglades, Zoologist, Ernie Fezzik, came face-to-face with the long-believed-extinct Floridian Ape, Orange-faced Fat-assed Dope, or Trumpicus Fatasskiss.

This was my 1st time hosting the 4 Ex-wives & 7 kids Picnic while unmarried. So there was no future Ex on deck to muddy the waters. A lot of people thought I was nuts to have my

"Well, I had expected being married to a porn star would have given me opportunities to warm your oven. But all you bring home for me is a cold hearth," I told her. I moved out the

Every year, for the past six years, I’ve hosted the four ex-wives and seven kids’ picnic. Krissy, Jason and Lora. Annie, Richard and Liz. Candi, Eddy and Sean. Debby and Clair.