It is the epitome of a tautology to say my life is a fallacy sitting upon a cauldron of tribulations and Brylcream, in equal measure. That donn't mean I can't shake a rug. Plethora

Steve Buscemi with a summer cold. Being a bit self conscious about his posture the fellow straightened his spine while remaining on his hands & knees. The Steve Buscemi fly was not

stentorian lisp. "I'm the snow demon of these here parts," he said then took a lick of the green ice lolly in his right hand, then a lick of the pink ice lolly in his left hand. If

bootlegged episode of The Real Housewives of Mogadishu. It was the one when the young cleric that was making moon eyes at the warlord's daughter at the pool party. Cora streamed it

sweeping the beach behind the temple. "What does sweeping the beach have to do with becoming a chess Grand Master?" "That is your 1st lesson. Now sweep." Sixty four days later the

Seven minutes in Heaven. Dabear's detractors accused him of selling indulgences. The majority of the sheeple bought billions of the tickets. Dabear make trillions of dollops from

kicked off the Ziggy Stardust tour and streaking was making a revival in the United States. Elsewhen, the 2016 Temporal Debacle was still causing ripples bigger than the 1923 event

six hours into my 48 hour shift as helmsman on a superspacetanker hauling Venusian Oil™ to the mining colonies in the asteroid belt. I'm really just a babysitter to the JCN. Humans

"Funny how easy a mob comes together," I thought to myself as I ran from a nerd herd intent upon pinning George's death on me. It had to be the algorithm framing me. The only way I

because why not. Getting held up 3 minutes into your shift is one thing if they're professional bank robbers. They know the ins & outs of it. These guys were amateurs: nervous, bad

attending the funerals of family that haven't been born yet. Getting out of parking tickets from epochs that never came to happen was not as easy as it should have been. "It was an

medical degree or get a job at the Pornorama #3 (on Cumberland near the Cock & Bull). At 16, the Pornorama job seemed more achievable in the short run. I began as 2nd Asst. Mopboy.

grab it the Spirit of Albion would rumbled the ground and the Lance of Longinus would slip away a few inches: close but still out of reach. The alchemist's homunculus jeered at me'

They billed themselves as the Rolling Barrels and were Polka & Jazz Stars. There was hiccup when they appeared on the Lawrence Welk Show to do their hit "I Can't Get No Sauerkraut"

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into the Digital World, on a long fucking bus ride, much of it by boat. But it was worth it to get myself a wolf-dinosaur hybrid in power armor shooting lasers from his nipples.

the scruffiest of eligible bachelors from the upper upper crust of society. She leveraged her odd visage for her own private island near Fernando Poo. All was going well until she

a color pallette you can use that doesn't cause catastrophic injury to someone. Until then, you mustn't color anything. Can you be a big girl & wait please." Arianne put her knife

the Royal Canadian Mounties arrested me for being drunk and disorderly; when, in fact, I had forced a Siamese cat on Burton Cummings, at gun point. The ASPCA Officers cuffed me and

n enormous amount of bitcoin; enough for Dr. Goodfeel to take Nurse Ratched for a ride on his hobbyhorse, get her to invest in Poxagone, give the Poxariffic some free advertising.