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Suddenly, Cheryl, a half Mermaid/half Seal swam down and rescued me. Her whiskery kiss of resuscitation gave me life. My eyes opened. On land her barking voice sung a sweet sound
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It was dangerous. The starving games devoured many young child like John Wayne Gacy. Despite ruling an intergalactic empire, sacrificing children was still the norm.
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zeros and ones. I was thousand of miles from Earth moving at twice that speed to Alpha Centauri. My family all dead from the war on Earth. Was I salvation or the curse?
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first son. He named the family dog Trude (pronounced "Trood")...funny guy, my pops...anyway, you wanna know why he's my 14th grandfather? It's not the number of "greats" he is...
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trash can he saw a dead rat. "Must have climbed in and couldn't get out." Dale thought outloud. "Ironic isn't it." He picked the dead rat out and tossed it on his frying pan.
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of a small group of selected individuals? Cartel, perhaps? I never see really weak men either, you know with beer bellies and bald spots. Sounds like discrimination.
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are more than heaven and Earth. It is hard to quantify those conditions. Doesn't it depend on whether we are alive? My wife was not happy with this philosophy. Hell has no wrath
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Blasted had not thought about Sven for some time. He went on with his life as though nothing happened. However the police ruled the manner of death a homicide because of the fire.
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"Superheroes don't often retire," Ted the Toad started the toast, "of old age" Ted had a dark flashback to the 1920s when crime was bad. "But The Guinea 65 years fighting crime
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I put the thrust on full tilt and hijacked the shuttle to the Red Planet. It was the only way to save Earth. But NASA wouldn't make the hard call. So I did. It would be months
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But John knew the real deviant secret. The Toffee company's unethical approach to making their sweet candy that only Whole Foods sold was not the organic chocolate but
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But as Denis, a fat middle aged man, wolfed down his tuna salad sandwich in the middle of Subway at the mall, he was aroused. The soft bread was a lot like a women's touch.
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who was covered in the taste sauce. The mistress knew she would never get his money, now that he was dead. His wife seemed to have won. Cheating husband dead- Check. Money- Check.
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but Penelope ran seeing the decaying Popeye but his body back together. The mob screamed and continued to dismember the sailer as he bit into their flesh. It all ended when Hook
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TV projectors so we can unknowingly watch Christmas Claymation on the wall next to our Christmas tree in a month. Giving live to Rudolph and Frosty. But that is their plan.
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The giant head started to move. Laurel and Hardy ran as the Easter Island Mammoth hopped towards them making an unusual cry of anguish. Ollie watched as his friends
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day your the poke-master the next your in a pokeball. Geodude returned to his ball and Ash was ready for his prize.
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Acting quick Damien ran into the spook house to shove the peanut butter into the throats of his next victims. Would he ever stop the killing he wondered as his victims choked
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melted chocolate and sugary insides. Left out on the eve of a cold night waiting for a hungry traveler. The lights deem and unexpected their to steal them from a plate with a glass
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said again that Wedding with Fred and Her instead of Ted was to happen because Ted was bad in bed. Brunhilde stayed stead with her friend and