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By the way, it didn't make me cry. I might have over sold it to myself. And I'd buy it. I know how to hit all my buttons. Doesn't make it any fairer but it does highlight her downy
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I was leaving Fiddler but I had to test whether 'Sunrise, Sunset' would have me bawling. They said I was emotionally constricted; I couldn't cry. I'm proving them wrong now. Nope.
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From The Rocky Horror Picture Show I made my way on over to Fiddler on the Roof. Tradition? Not that I am aware of. I hope I'm not heading towards How To Succeed In Business. Pitch
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"I've got an itch to scratch, I need assistance … " I suddenly noticed a woman pointing me out to a couple of cops who'd entered the park. The Christmas lights on their patrol car
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The motorcycle riding meatloaf was shouting "hot patootie bless my soul" at me. I couldn't see if Rocky's Pelops Act had borne fruit yet. Little Nellie descended from her swan's
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Transexual, Transylvania wasn't usually on my route but with the hodge podge that crossing frontiers were during this time of pandemic, I had to go where my services were needed.
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There is a light on over at the Frankenstein Bears house. They must have caught another one of those blonde bimbos who have an unnatural attraction for tiny bears. I'd better give
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"Science fiction double feature. Doctor X, will build a creature. See androids fighting Brad & Janet … " The cars behind me all started honking their horns at me. The lights had cy
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being hit by the double whammy of 'Night Moves' and 'Memory (Reprise) from Cats had Harry bawling in a fetal ball behind the Yuletide Log. Aunt Carol's refusal to push daisies up
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Gnome started at LordVacuity and said: "Now we KNOW you're lying. You don't wear underwear!" Armies of little gnomes started pouring out of a mousetrap singing "Destroy, destroy"
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"Mom wants to know how our fathers are doing?" Antigone read Orestes's text. For a half-brother, Orestes was great, Antigone thought to herself. She looked for their fathers in the
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several more years, until I had published my fourth book, entitled: 'I Can't Read My Own Writing'. I blamed mu illiteracy on the Dancing Plague, as I had not been able to sit still
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, which was cruel of the Bureaucracy because everyone knows that in 1997 ShopRite did not carry gorgonzola. They claimed it contained gorgons. So he returned to the future empty
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We don't mean it was unknown to him. He was just a boy. There were many sounds he was hearing for the first time. No, this sound was new but mostly weird. Like it was in the wrong
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against my own existence and ended up finally driving in the last nail in God's coffin. Oops. Lots of people lost all hope and they blamed me for it. I was only nine. I was 10 when
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The Grammar Fascists won't like this story. Not that I intend to construct it poorly, by any means. But any means means any means, if you know what I mean. I don't have the means.
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only to find that avenue of escape cut off by the sudden arrival of a cadre of Grammar Bolsheviks carrying a burnt effigy of Roget's Thesaurus. Larsa looked to the barricades close
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Then I thought of the perfect movie to convey my thoughts upon the matter to the vampire. I didn't want to lose the vampire to Game of Thrones. Only thing is, I forgot the name of
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the 3rd or 4th banshee ever. I had the audacity to do her up right on the daily. Her banshee screams were her normal voice. Her screams of passion rendered me mostly deaf. Worth it
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favorite things to twist up into fireballs and throw across the moat. Andy couldn't decide which was worse. Having to take diplomacy lessons from a farm hand or being spurned by an