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The dust sparkled like glitter around her head before settling upwards and relaxing into the stars above. It occurred to Judy as she lay there that she hadn't breathed in a while.
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The press called him the “mediocrity poster child;” they called him lucratively unexceptional, and unremarkably common. Some compared his characterizations to driftwood floating.
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As an actor, Sam was a penis transplant away from the triple-X-ers. His dreams of Shakespeare on Broadway were dimmed by Off Broadway Crack Houses and Houses of ill Repute.
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“Oh, look!” the President bared his loose upper denture, “The Pulitzer Prize winner… 5 times over… I haven’t read any of his stuff… I get halfway through the first page and I’m
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I don’t know how he did it, especially since my mother called him a “good-for-nothing lazy bum,” but Vinnie Pappaloopa could handle anything. I’m talking about anything. Anything.
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impact upon the moon's ability to reflect sunlight. Frankly, I find it preposterous that my late father funded your experiments to the tune of well over 2 million dollars." Wasbro
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my tracks in an insane attempt to turn back time. All I ended up doing was conjuring up Cher's tattooed ass. Blame is all on me for falling asleep in the Dangerous Books stacks. To
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Teresa opened the door to let the cat out and saw Steve walking up to the house. She saw his truck out by the barn. He must have thought to find her there first. "Hi Steve, what's
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Was I so Vuh Jaded by her mystery and magically long, winding, and narrow canyon roads on the Valley-side half of Tarzana? Where I first saw you, lovely lady, where are you now?
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Besides the quarantines we had lost our jobs when the lipstick factory closed for the duration of the quarantine. Riding her old nag into Little Rock would take close to 4 hours.
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Hear tell of a time, close to a hundred years ago, I reckon, when things weren't going too well for a lot of us. Quarantines all about kept kids too often in a house with the sick.
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"To hell with literacy!" the talking hominids shouted as they torched the libraries of the world and polluted the internet with their dimwitted blather. Sometimes Sentry Jr. didn't
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"Ha. The look on your face. For one thing, I don't need a knife. For another, the kid successfully did the Inhale-A-Demon Challenge so here we are. Please help the poor mother." He
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It's difficult. I never talk about the passion. And I'm not sure passion was involved when it came to shoe polish. More like doing what needed to be done when it needed to be done.
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The Change Gun had the green card slotted into it, and Jun held it above his head. "Transform!" he yelled, and pulled the trigger, green light falling around him. "REVIVE! GALE!"
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She was 16. I was 10. She was the most exquisite woman I had ever seen, and she was the lifeguard at the beach. I spent every day during the Summer as close to her as I could get.
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me. A bony hand shot out of the black wall of the ravine and grabbed my arm. "Death is a strange flower," said a voice as two eyeballs popped out and fell. I accidentally stepped
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Her dying husband grinned too, in a gruesome way. He liked doing math in his head, and tried to multiply 6 times 44. Then he remembered all the ones. His dead uncle Joe the barber
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They all shunned me, and not because of my gong skills. I never expected such bigotry from musicians. My parents had disowned me after the "Inhale-a-Demon Challenge" incident, so I
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ovie, I feel no shade of pity," commented Dr. Eridani. "Det J, we found wax under the putative victim's fingernails, specifically: Crayola Copper Crayon circa 1964." Manatee's mind