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don't want to rain dance just now and I don't care where you got the gun from John. I'm just concerned about how close the fire falling from the sky is getting to us." John looked
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in mind a mahogany hutch but Mag's modest end table behind wasn't a non-starter. End tables had their uses.When in Rome. So he took her to his apartment. Which he shared with him m
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that day via the 20 mule team. It was slow going, as the day was hot and the mules were not amused. But I kept thinking of her, my ball and chain from Borox, and how we might grow
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chew after he had read each issue, making frantic notes and writing various outraged letters to the editor under assumed names. He seldom referred to himself as "Doom-Cough". I had
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up the spaghetti dish and onto the table. Then Gunjak slipped over the table's edge. She slid down until only the top of her noodle body was holding on while she dangled there. She
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The 8th grade mixer was getting underway when a gaping hole appeared in the middle of the dance floor. Kids scooted away from it in an expanding circle. CRACK! The floor was lava.
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Heidegger, like all cats, was unique in how unique he was. He did the typical cat things. He kept the typical cat hours. Vespers was his favorite. He grew up under a cathouse. Once
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It was so distracting I forgot to towel off, and wandered into the lobby of the building looking for further refreshment. A walrus dressed as a cop apprehended me, even though it
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beverages down his gullet as he undulated to a tune that only he could hear. "Oh crap," howled one of the cats, "Chaney is toasted again. We must restore order!" So the five cats
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That is when it struck most us. We'd been expended. The enemy might as well have blown us up for all the good it was going to do us now. Most of us only had the air our suits made.
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I didn't know if we'd come this way before. The moon was a ripped goon who was holding Doctor Zaius by his elbows; his lower penumbra wrapped across the Doctor's legs. The sewage
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trials and tribulations of primitive vacuum cleaner robotics, those first Roombas that became dust-collecting knickknacks for the rich and famous; plant holders, & cat perching
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ed her booty so hard that her Depends split & the Dude in the huge fedora stared at what he later described as a moldy chocolate starfish, which explained why he tipped granny 50
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like an Xrvian slave girl inhaling an entire box of perfectly good Bodega caffeine pods through an opening in her elbow, but turned out to be a Valerian policewoman looking for the
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Loomis after Loomis raced through the streets, shouting, “Death has come to your little town. He's gone from here! The evil is gone!” The dome-headed aliens were big Halloween fans
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was different than the silence we have here. The silence over there was heavier, more intrusive, and was usually found in the company of darkness & persuasion. I thought to use its
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Artie was a hitman who lived on Michigan's Lost Peninsula. He did a lot of work for the Detroit factions. His modus operandi was choking. Artie was a choker. He liked being eyeball
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Don't harbor those thoughts. Lock your mind to them. They don't know your situation and you don't know their's. Not their methods. "If I told you I never wished him dead, I'd be
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found Gangsta’s Paradise. Thumping and pounding, grunting and grinding to the bass and bongos, searching for his Zomgirlfriend, Zomboyfriend turned into Zomhorndog. He was stiff
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"Losers Often Prosper" was number 1 on the contemporary Christian rap chart. But for some reason that didn't translate into ticket sales at his shows. His hit "Badass MAGAfucker"