-
I took over tailing him at Cumberland near the shooting range. He pulled into a small strip mall. I followed him in and parked in front of a Thai place. He drove up to a payphone.
-
"Good afternoon. You've reached the offices of the International Cabal of Evil. Evil for Evil's Sake. This is Pecunious Derfnutter. How may I obstruct you?" The confused patriarch
-
anything, this story started in the middle, and flowed outward to both the start and finish repeatedly, like the tides. Grady felt his soul spreading out into the universe as he
-
can of chopped liver from the Stop and Shop, and sew it together back into a whole liver to save Abbie. Victor would do anything to keep her alive for the frisbee golf championship
-
"Infiltrating a planet's dominant species is not always as easy as one might think," began Quirfagbaigh giving his empty beer glass a longing look. The vermin kid slipped him over.
-
He was a dark and smarmy knight upon a quest of lost import. Anon the deadly business be was about. Alacrity and Couth are his attributes, fear not. When Heaven anoints, Hell sees.
-
But the app's developer had lost a bundle on his short game. The app would have to wait until his Xmas bonus for a reboot. Until then the app would have to limp along AS/IS. Sally
-
stopped in his tracks. The J Man and the sea monkeys all froze as well. Manatee slowly gestured the TV was a clue. Manatee recalled the plot of Bedlam in Paradise. It was a trap.
-
Nothing happened. Ted, then, filedl an Erlenmeyer flask, that he had in a plastic basket, with gas & try again. The gas reacted to residual reactants in the flask. The air above of
-
Lem crawled behind the booths. As he passed by one he could hear a mother pleading with her child to be quiet from the under the table on the other side of the booth. One Gunman to
-
Ken's job had him back in the area. "I remember why I know this town," he told the waitress. "A bunch of grisly murders a few years back. It was in the news." The diner went quiet.
-
Still, not as tough as the time I spent 24 years looking for something in my hand. Where were you all those years before I met you, when I needed you most? I hate thinking this. I
-
Mary rested on the patio lounge, eyes shut, grinning as the warmth of the sun eagerly caressed her face. In the distance, a squirrel furiously chirped at Mary, for it had buried
-
On his recent trip to the Everglades, Zoologist, Ernie Fezzik, came face-to-face with the long-believed-extinct Floridian Ape, Orange-faced Fat-assed Dope, or Trumpicus Fatasskiss.
-
This was my 1st time hosting the 4 Ex-wives & 7 kids Picnic while unmarried. So there was no future Ex on deck to muddy the waters. A lot of people thought I was nuts to have my
-
"Well, I had expected being married to a porn star would have given me opportunities to warm your oven. But all you bring home for me is a cold hearth," I told her. I moved out the
-
Every year, for the past six years, I’ve hosted the four ex-wives and seven kids’ picnic. Krissy, Jason and Lora. Annie, Richard and Liz. Candi, Eddy and Sean. Debby and Clair.
-
Spend more time these days resting my body while exhilarating my brain. Call me a lazy person, although it’s more a Lazy Boy Lounger. Fine tuned into my Red-hot Elders partners.
-
Nor would they have to feign feeling fain, feelin' right as rain, right as green rain as Jourdan promised (lied) not to drop the Nickelodeon slime on his actors. Gloop. So much for
-
Try to eat just one; I dare ya. Better than M&Ms because they melt in your mouth AND your hand. First one's free, just like hamsters. Frosty swears by his balls that snow's the