Though business was business and so he walked up to Tom, an immediate air of musty sadness seeming to surround the poor fellow, hoping nothing he was about to say would remind him.

Though you surely thoroughly ran through the plan multiple times, sending an army of men dressed as if we were on war at earth is simply stupid, Mr. Gallien.

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The end of the World. The whimpering was getting really boring. Some are pretending that it is music. Some cosmic John Cage piece that he cowrote with Truman Capote and Paul Erdős.

Our only hope is this new spell that can save us but also damn us. It is a joint project of God, Inc. and Satanic LTD. We are sure it has a backdoor that gets constant use. Benign

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I'm a thing. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. You won't have time for sleeping soldier, not with all he bed making.

"Huh?" "You heard me. Sorry. I guess I didn't care enough to begin with." I walked away, hoping they'd believe it. I didn't need another person to hate me as much as I hated myself

"I know Buffy had mentioned doing some more research at the LBJ but that was before the incursion. They left here in a bloodlust kind of mood", Giles explained as Harry helped with

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Like a compass needle the cigarette pointed towards his Sparrow charging towards them on a Chariot of Desire, a green & pleasant land spreading behind it like a ship's wake. Josie

Today has been all about sugar and coffee. It started when my American plantations, which I had bought in 1763 when I went back in time, had all their zombies walk off the job to g

I am not going to tell you because I do not think you would believe me but not until this moment did it ever occur to me that I could use my 42oz coffee cup to eat cold cereal.

But I guess I can see your point. I did tell you last night not to get your hair cut so low. Which begs the question, Oblio. Are you going pointy? Are you renewing bonds with famil

Take it to The Loon. The sign said. Was it one of the seven? Is that a tavern, person, or place? What authority does the writer show or imply to order me around like a casual reade

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-iny Cricket and telling the mold to turn it down up there, so I crawled out of bed and out to the fuse box, where I shut off the power. For a minute or so, there was silence.

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I am pretty sure I have given you a rough outline of my contract with the demon Whatshisname and the part I have bestowed upon you in it. It is time to know the particulars. You