Arrogant, selfish, useless. That's how they used to describe me back in the old days. But that wasn't how they'd describe Sherry. There was some fight in her. I felt it.

Then the victim was directed by Suspect #2 to embezzle $2 billion from her lemonade stand over the course of the summer. She managed it all with a cheery disposition, never showing

If I ever find our which of you demons told Sartre that hell was other people, rest assured that demon is going to New Jersey big time. You hear what I am saying. That is your best

Thought I was done when I hadn't even started. Thought I had started when I wasn't even there. Thought I was thinking all my thoughts the wrong way. Skewed, without direction, and

After killing my mother I had to take a break. I placed her body in the tub in the basement. I threw some Fabuloso or Lysol on it and went up to take a shower. I nuked some chicken

A question of fricative led me to the subjunctive, again. That is where I learned that everyone but me knew that he had gone all the way back to the back of the line. All the way.

Suddenly I was being scooped into the backseat. I felt a blueberry or two pop out. I couldn't help it - I was shocked that the maker was planning to feed us to the hungry masses.

I decided to hit the street just as the sun was setting. My sort of destination was the gym over on Clemente across from Tam's noodle shop. Tam's was sort of a destination too, I g

I had long ago given up on pretending I meant anything to her beyond a warm body in her bed on those few nights that she came home at all. There was always some new hotspot here or

of the Nakatomi building from Die Hard. There goes the real John McClane, not Bruce Willis. Wait, that means I am one of the bad guys. Shit, I better alert that ballet dancer.

I asked sweetly, batting my false eyelashes at him. Immediately, the cop's eyes narrowed & his hand tightened on his holster. "Step outta the car, miss...uh...sir..."

Create Void, then jump in. Create Void, then jump in. Inspirational, sound business, great band name, looks good in any color: what is there not to like about this shit right here!

Power or influence since the day after The Big Bang. He had just created Void and jumped in. Leaving the rest of the new multiverses to fend for themselves. Now Gangy was back want

Is it faith or necessity that keeps you driving around the block looking for parking? You could pay the $3.75 Weekly Parking fee & park in your own building but you'd rather get it

So you are arguing that each thought is a God. As a God thinketh so goes Philly. I've been around the block a few times now & I can't find any parking but I know God is a thought.

I reached into the void and pulled in a Big Idea. I looked at this Big Idea. Looking at this Big Idea gave me Little Ideas. One of those Little Ideas was Identity. Relationship was

"Captain, the dead man's bread is gone." The Captain looked up from the navigational charts wondering why the Master at Arms was telling him this. Somebody else was on the planet!

The Bork does not know this power of esteem. I am the Bork, I am simply to be esteemed. I do not have to work for your esteem. Esteem me. The Bork. Esteem the Bork regardless of wh

"This my pet djsi. Do you have djsi on your world?" The Earthman looked closely at the djsi before he answered. "No, High One, we do not have djsi on Earth. We do have pigs though.

"I am at work & it is hot outside." Samantha sighed. Lisa saw this & asked, "Is that a text from your new Intergalactic Bounty Hunter girlfriend?" "Yeah, she's met resistance & had