He found a nice big tree - perfect place to hide & consume these bountilicious buckets of Ben & Gerrys while the grunts dug trenches. What's this? Beetle Bailey with Miss Buxley?

an affront to the nudity police, but the speed of his streaking made his hiny a blur: you couldn't tell his anus from the knotholes of the trees in the forest in our photo.Exposing

family heirloom! My plesiosaur egg. Fishing it from the bed of Loch Ness was bad enough & now its cracked. I've been sitting on it to hatch it, and only coming up for air once in

not the worlds best male football player, but before I could say "I know, because I am!" he said "I'm an alien. On my planet football is a matter of life or death.You see, football

You say that I am up too high, that I ought to watch my step on the high wire. But I want to see where the high wire goes. I can see it goes up into the mountains. Let my feet find

Me being alive, still, after that moment was your glory. Every part of my life after that moment is your glory. My sons & daughter and their sons and daughters are your glory.

Then our moment for glory had passed by and we never noticed it. So we lived knowing it was still out there but it wasn't. It had already passed. We didn't know until many years la

Sometimes defending is acting. Being secretive about being proactive can be a misfire. But you don't want to give too much away. You have to find a balance. New hires at this time?

Sometimes, you find yourself in the diner scene from Mulholland Falls but you're not one of the guys at the scene table or even in the camera's eye. You're the dishwasher in the ba

No one wanted to go the bbq I was hosting so I decided to become a Princess of

The donut renegade that dominated the planet Pluto. The gringo syndicate decided to lax off the Jupiterans and the Uranians. But the stash of donuts ran cold. They needed new space

Sometimes, you just know that the folder who handed off to you is HOT & that she wants you. You know whatever she wrote also has code telling you what she wants to do to you. Castr

I went to visit my friends at the firm of Barley, Hops & Water and we imbibed, just a little. Then the subject of subjectifying a demon came up. I argued that it was cruel and that

The Blood & Honey paired well with your Vegetarian Plus pizza. I realized too late her concern over the extra Italian sausage. I, however, am not kosher for completely different r

It is nice when you get a hold that you know says what it says but had connected you to before, when he got his fold to work with. You know the apostleship is sound & pray you can

Some of these folds I encounter. I will look at them like forever and never get any sense out of it. I don't have enough forevers to be wasting them like that. Others, I work with

Ing the school apple cart at the Middle School International fair was a waste of time. My guidance Counselor Melton was soddy jerk. I decided to go on a journey of finding my desti

How tabla rasa can it get? The step right before there is no life. Without the life there is no need with no need there is death. Meaning is what keeps them together. Meaning & yo.

The confusion dropped the apple that started it all. Unless you want to include the confusion's history. We'll table that for now, then. It was a tart green apple & it had been pu

When each story winds back up to be about itself being itself and thus Being. Or at least sitting in for Being today. Right here and right now. BEING! Mike drop. Then Being chest b