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If I told you about Sandwich you would call me a liar. You wouldn't be wrong but you wouldn't be right either. Sandwich was like that. He wasn't special nor did he live a particula
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This duration is on repeat, not clear why. a one note soundless peal has shook it all to the core. One ping only. Smoke on the horizon: red sky at morning, sailors take warning. My
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She reached into her backpack and pulled out a shiny, silvery sun visor. It would at least help shield her face from the sun's harmful rays. The final ascent to the top
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hern hillbilly ocean, in other words a lake, bigger than crick or pond, but smaller than the ocean. Her thoughts were clear as mud and her intentions murky. The lady of the lake
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me to take the reins, well hoo hoo, you must be cuckoo, if you hoo think I'm the one. Woohoo boohoo on yoohoo, you're stomping around up there, you sound like a hippoo
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I found my Gaelic roots in another place beyond the twilight. I knew the cadence in my stones, the ocean waves lapping and crashing with the rowing reavers. Berserkers of my heart,
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In his bunker he kept all of his tools. The Tools of the Trade, he called them. His trade was a bloody trade. Thankfully, thanks to Trumpty, he would be going back to work soon.
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, killed them and placed their headless mouse souffle bodies in my slippers. "Bad kitty casserole!" I scolded it, but found I could not be angry with it long. Plus, I was hungry.
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"Mihnnie is that Arab mouse you hired for the Middle Eastern cartoons, Mr. Disney," said Delores, "Don't you remember? The one in the Burka? For the oil bucks?" Walt sighed.
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In my room of contemplation where I go to eliminate, a book of poetry that I jump around in, only one page is dog eared, though I have only visited it once, that fold says I intend
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I had just left orbit and was transitioning into Dead Stick Flight mode when I suddenly couldn't remember if I had let the cat out before I left the house this morning. Hodr was in
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More shot up every single time I took one out. Crab grass and invasive ivy crept along the walkway where I passed by to get to the other side of the street. Why
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A gasp escaped the watchers as they realized how smoothly he had changed the colors. 1st: They had not expected there to be colors, and 2: if colors were involved only two schemes
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Who threw their ark at me? You can't tell me. Because the stars and the streetlights are in this fight. It is heading downtown with a noun in the pound that they just found was str
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I could hide on the opposite side, having more time before the unnaturally-hot sun melted it away. I had to find a way to destroy Doctor Malicious' giant orbital magnifying glass.
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appealed to the Great Mutant God. "O GMG," I pleaded, "Please make the humans stop killing each other." The GMG frowned with all seventeen mouths and thought a long while before
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Boy was mom surprised when she tried to remove the toy warships from the tub. The ants you'd putt on them were panicked and bit the heck out of her arms. What'd you get a month gro
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Rebbie the heebie-jeebies. " So it was decided that 49er would swim with the sea-monkeys wearing a pair of cement adult undergarments.
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many of you know that he is the brother of Bob Barker, the inventor of that short 1920's hairdo. Oh yes, he's that old. Made a pact with the devil, he did. The price was right.
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I said Boy, she's a girl / Looks like Milton Berle, now. / Koi is a fishy in the sea-monkey sea / Roy, to you and me. / Effie was the queen of the worms / tell you where to go /