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"Perhaps more mystery than.... holes?" He added. Manatee seemed bewildered and possibly dehydrated. The morse code was old and ponderous, like his shoes. His hips felt heavy and st

romoted above the broom and the three-pronged trowel. I gently applied my nightly bleaching powder to my tooth as I pondered rakes more. What, I thought, really, is a rake?

a rap god, he was brushing his teeth as if he could scrub away his shame. What if she had left? What if he had said no? Larry couldn't stop replaying that night over and over in hi

iendly whippings. Light smacks, little bits of leather fun. He was going to enjoy his ME TIME by golly, and that Chilean knock-off loving bastard could just deal with it.

rash I had picked up last week while mowing the lawn. Could I really quit?... Yes. Yes I could. I smashed the eject button and the g-forces hit my body with the force of a thousand

clenched his fists. "Lady Denis of Nevermore would never eat meat with the likes of you," he sneered. Lord Smartypants smirked and flicked Sir Wenis's ear. "She craves it," he said

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had turned sweet in the Florida sunshine, so he added some bitters. It was turning out to be a great vacation. Suddenly his pager went off. "Det. Manatee, we need you right now,"

a heavy duty skewer. The girls were green with envy when I showed them Ronald-my-engagement-pig-on-a-skewer at lunch. Especially after I let them taste him. Too much BBQ sauce?

but the Green Mountain people were already there and prepared for action. They had control of the tunnels and the food stocks and the weapons. They would have the power station in

in Binary again. He remembered how much he loved that song when he was still a real child. Praying in Binary had been playing when he lost his virginity to a Vogon in a card game.

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Then Moonlighting by Al Jarreau started floating over the food court. Healer and wounded alike paused and reminisced briefly before realizing that they had just been PsyOpped.

He Who Would Be Prophet sat around in limbo waiting to be Prophet a very long time. For some reason, he had to live all existence just to find a place to be Prophet. I mean how man

And so I did as He bade me and I raised a clean cloth dipped in sweet water to her lips and she smiled briefly before the stinging began and changed into another agony. She shook

Like the kindness squeezed from a baby that gets used in some of your coding instructions I think you are dripping straight to the vein if you think we would ever allow that to hap

Furies hounded me relentlessly but they were the best furies when unleashed and so I spoiled them. There wasn't a whim I didn't forbid them from having. I just wish they had respo

None of them was deemed wise who could not jump the gap between what the word meant and what the word meant to him. None. Then there was Jenkins the Leprechaun, formerly of Omaha.

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