Yet, at this moment, my anxieties abated as I picked one up. For some reason, the numbers which filled the screen quelled any feelings of self-consciousness which may have crept

he revolted. He extended his saw arm and chased the armies of the undead robots back to hell from whence they came or back to the smelter before they could drag the country into wa

Of course, everyday Em ee would also kick down said door. With a mocking smile (bc imperf constr), the android would say, rather mockingly (ironic), "time to get up, sleepy head"

to do with these neurotic women. First you sell their private details online and then you buy them dinner." My shrink was greatly impressed at my knowledge of the opposite sex and

ggested a stroll along the canal. Lady Elise agreed immediately but Patrice, her chaperone, insisted that Lady Elise had to attend the evening mass at Gribbley's Pantheon. I hated

worked so hard for this moment! How could all her time come to waste like this? How could she ever look her cat in the eye again when she was such a failure?

The brunch was conical and comical as well. Melon in the shape of a traffic cone, sculpted with loving detail like

salt mines. They would pepper their hair with the white grains so as to gain it's strength. This made for

with my grandmother's eldest dog. He just died, making me the victor." He spread his hands out, as if to show me the size of his

received scathing reviews. "Too thick!", one person wrote. "Not nearly eggy enough," another scoffed. I put my hands in the air, screaming:

contracted pneumonia more times than any person alive. But, to view Ed the Swami in all his glory, you must first master the Habit of the Clean Mind, so that nudity invokes only

e’ll do,” said the captain, “Fire!” Meanwhile, in Tokyo, Nikolai had managed to somehow drown himself in a koi pond. Back in Moscow, Rasputin rubbed his hands together sinisterly.

the pouring rain was bliss. Carlotta in the middle of it was a dream come through, ad Amanda joined her in the beach scene of Park Eve. The water ran down their necks and soaked

Huron Ze was mildly bemused and delighted at the feeling of his phantom eyes expressing bemusement and delight at still having a shipping address despite his being postincarnate. W

"Things like the super wedgie simulator and the TP distributor. All Around the world my code is keeping people in plush toilet paper!" "At least the last one's useful," I scoffed.

Maria was very excited for the experience on Reality Island, it looked beautiful in the glossy magazine pictures. Two weeks of Reality! Maria's airplane was just about to land. She

Ryan unsheathed his sword, mowing down countless demons arising around him, and approached the creature. It thrived in its ice-cream cone. Ryan didn't understand. Was it controllin

24 hours of woe. I wanna be berated. Nothing but a fool. I wanna be berated. Just get me to feel its all my fault. Give me an all out verbal assault. I wanna be berated. Oh oh oh

let the monster twist all his guts into knots and bows. He cried sitting on the corner. It hurt so badly. "My guts, monster, if I die so do you please stop." The monster told him

cause World War 3? She would just have to get her hands on a nuclear missile. They were probably in Area 51. That's where they kept all the cool stuff. She would just ask for one