Going to go see the Muffin Man and see if we can bury the hatchet.I brought both hatchet and the shovel it will up to him to bring the ground. If we can't bury it, I don't know wha

Little did he know that Fulvio had photocopied his manuscript and had turned it into a hit movie in Italy starring Vincent Price. It was called "Dr. Goldfoot and the Deep Cleavage"

take this spoon and empty the ice cream dish while I explain why you are my yesterday today and tomorrow. You are the one who stood in front of my bully on the first day of kinder

to produce the ancient memories of the sacred ceremony of clean health. I was now sick again with heavy armpit hair that was spreading down my back and teasing my nether regions.

. We are simple blind children roaming a world here we are unable to see the next step. I reached out my hand and a God pulled me close my heart stopped. I stepped into a room

He launched at it, honking the whole way. As he divebombed off the roof his feathers shook, excitement coursing through his every being. As he struck the white duck paint headfirst

thought to ask such a difficult task of me. I held my eyes wide open. They looked deep within them and then shouted," We've found the weak link!" I tried not to start. They reached

Derby O'burrituroni was an undefeated boxer. He killed every one of his opponents. He is 0 and 23. Nobody wants to be 24. It isn't that he is powerful but that he has your number.

give me a rattlesnake sound, a dry river bed sound, & a dead of dysentery smell, if you secrets are worth keeping I won't be the one you should tell. Mere heartbeats keep us apart.

The other choice is the Other. The trick is that all of the choices are Other. That is how they trap you. You're so hung up on the extreme when you let the dog in the room already.

safe as long as she was standing in their line of fire. Even when they were hers, as they were. She passed the last crawler just before the block door. She paused before entering &

who had all the right stuff in his BLT, she couldn't resist. Mirabelle sow was smitten and hard. Scruff snorted his love to her too and they had twenty two piglets. The world was

I heard my original intent still waiting. It was leaning up against the door sill gently rocking an incense ball. The ball reminded me of my absolution & that I hadn't yet punched

my war and tool kits? As Rebbie pointed out Custer, Mustard, and Det. Manatee are taken. Held behind enemy lines and it is for my character to save them. Is that the character I ne

When I saw what we did to their churches I had to remind my self again that we were the good guys. I guess being alive counted for more than being right. Our lies fed their lies &

Faraway, across the prairie, their drums could be heard faintly. More felt than heard was their chanting. Their intent could be felt ramming itself against our wards. Another was

The harmonica notes hung in the air like indictments.

The hum was first. It impinged on my calm causing ripples of disturbance. Resonance waves were created that coalesced into Archangel Gabriel. "Big guy wants to see you." "He's God,

They sent Dr. Moodle's Poodle into the subway with 1000 rats. The fart pill not only leveled the rats but peeled the rust off the tracks,too. Success! Rust removal, pest control,

ing the sheriff down & the barmaid up. They'd've headed back home, had the Indians not arrived. But their casino beckoned, & Prof. Loomis considered himself Rainman, so he & Custer