he courage to ask anyone to dance. sure he had dentures but at only 25 he shouldn't be toothless. Alas, as a child his family was poor and his mother had pawned all his teeth to th

digging the lands around the swamp was futile given how many had fallen to the fevers. If only the young count could convince the King to send help to drain the disease infested

She was the first woman knight. Her skills in the jousting tournament were unparalleled. She mounted her fine Spanish mustang. He whinnied in the bridle and they were off!

The caddy cursed his Holiness Tenzin, donned his fireproof suit and went golf ball diving. At the bottom of the lava he found a rounded and dimply thing. He set it on the tee, but

He agreed to wear lashed and make chicken sounds, as he was ploughing into me like a lumberjack...

..which is inhumane if you ask me. I like to release the furry creatures after they've been caught or discovered. I think I've wandered into that weird part of the internet again.

liner, no one has say-so over my life. So there. I shell wave goodbye now. Sea what I did there? I shore have been meaning to say that for a long time. Sand is such a pain in the

attract cat people who knitted scarves and had custom furniture built for their furry little ones. Meredith was awed by the free-floating fur, and catnip pushed her over the edge.

it If I recited drunken shakespeare. I swilled the last bit of rum in my glass and nuzzled into a busty blonde wench's bosom. She chuckled until in a puddle of spilled stew I fell.

Now that I was only three inches high I had to climb mushrooms and dodge rocking horse flies. I could barely reach the post box. Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum nearly stepped on me.

mess dress in her Barbie does Dallas outfit. How had it come to this?All my precious memories lay shattered. I left the room and tearfully left town. My mind felt like mush.

share with Miles the secret of his surname. "Boomartinebbetts have a long history in the low-salt broth business", the shaman whispered as he manipulated the handleless dagger.

dangling from his septum ring. "Thanks honey! See you soon." Zoom! I raced to the training camp. I didn't see our kids right away because they were invisible. "Kids, time to go!"

toasted their sausages over the open fire for that special smoked witch flavor. "Mm. I can't wait," said one of the tourists. "Look, you can get a cauldron of stew to go with it."

, forgetting he was still hooked into Cerebro. Around the world, hundreds of thousands mutants started screaming & going postal. Hank slapped Xavier to shut him up, knocking over

But one day a girl chanced by and she had her own tree she did, her very own tree and proud of her tree she was. She planted it in the hole she did and the tree became

sometime in the future, people will learn how to talk with one another; crowds of lonely people searching for tolerance will learn to love, to be accepting without fear of consequ

and I broke down in tears. It felt like I cried forever but surveillance video shows it was only 23 seconds. His reaction will live in my nightmares for several lifetimes.

but not only with light but at all of our senses, quietly at first but already inside your core and expanding until it fills you and plays through you into you and you are IT. Not

Everything about this story started normally, I created an intriguing, yet open ended situation, but then the next person...