Toast sounded about good right then, and I was pretty sure the words "Hooters", "Purple Nurples", and "Flops" were responsible for why I could suddenly smell burnt toast. Edging up

milling about in the muck, or mucking about the mill, protesting the lack of American outsourcing to foreign nations. "How dare the liberals make us commit crimes!" said Dean Cain.

blasted the blasted heath until my blaster's batteries were out of blasting juice. So I squeezed some caterpillars out into its blast chamber to refuel my blaster and I was good to

no addiction to heroin laced with crack and a THC chaser. But who had time for that in this crazy fad-a-day world? People slaved away to make videos of playing mobile games. What

out a selection of erotic crullers to enjoy by herself. As she walked down the London street in London, a street in London, she checked her watch, noting Big Ben was a minute slow.

demonstrated the route Sir English Mustacheface had taken along the veranda through the conservatarium and out via the solarineum. He'd eaten all the sidewalk chalk--the big kind.

delivery immediately and take my leave." Oka was thrilled at the prospect of exiting the building. And not only that, he was already employed somewhere new, Avlin Logistics.

to sleep by the inane story, all in the room were soon dreaming. All but one. The who wasn't known, but someone was still there awake. Somehow captivated by such a boring book.

was hiding in the bricks. He didn't know who or what was making the light from below the streets. All he knew is that he didn't want to interact with it. Hours passed, still hiding

I could feel the robot inside me welling up to take the stage. The process called for sacrifice from everyone, even the stranger to this planet. My sacrifice was to live with it.

The panic sets in quickly when Condition Blue needs to be achieved, but it generally helps. Not this time however, I failed to complete the procedure in time, and

Michonian Agreement. She's well respected in her field of astro-surgury, and has written many papers defining the field. But the recent discoveries of her other careers has

able to invoke quite as well. Places with longer, more tragic histories had better energy for invoking, but that fact slipped Simeon's mind when deciding where to move.

in a self-referential state, he wasn't able to easily focus on the colors. Soon he found out that it was the mural on the wall he was walking towards. This made Mr. Raindrop

over turbulent waters. 9. The last one to be picked. 10. This is very much a part in the list. 11. Don't look to your left. There's nothing there. 12. Never again will one

"No, twas just my trumpet." replied Ditty, showing it to Cimmy at an angle to show its shininess. "How did you find that" Cimmy said. "Well it was pretty easy, I just

ant army was mobilizing on us. The Barbarian brandished his longsword, and Kryan grabbed a giant flyswatter. Coming to our aid was Lt. Agumon Friday of the Food Police.

one responsible if that happens. And the Comittee of Time will make sure that you fix it accordingly, and then punished. There's only been a few who have gotten away with

reveals the coward underneath, hiding behind the cheap, showy makeup of "lol random" humor. I give the blown a black eye he won't soon forget. Being serious is a vulnerability. Art

her legions of Welsh corgi-like kobolds ensure the sanctity of her burial space with spears aloft and tongues agog, the short-footed little bastards. I'd like to punt one right off