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My breath comes in short little gasps, and I turn to look at Andrew. He places a hand on my shoulder and gives a slight nod. I take on step forward, towards the
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That caused quite the disaster. Just imagine if gravity not only stopped, but it all went sideways. The smaller planets started protesting
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Freddie Mercury joined him onstage to sing "Fat Bottomed Girls", an audience favourite. The applause lasted ten minutes. Freddie vowed he would be back with a new album of his own.
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Which translates as: Sr. Keeble gives me a wah-wah every time he rants about the need to defend oneself against the phantoms and zombies, but I know he is correct. Sigh. Where to
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Her favourite stores closing all at once. One was giving away everything, so she took three boxes home in her car. The other was too crowded to get at the dress she wanted for ages
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Then The Lady in Red sat next to me, handing me a thick envelope. I opened it and found a manuscript neatly written by hand, which had my grandfather's signature on the front cover
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lifted off a dead priestess, & gave them to ShortRound, as the sign really read: "Whom stolen property shall be found upon, will fall prey to the Whoopie Monster". "Thanks, Indy!"
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That help promote his medical practise? His mum advised him to play it safe and advertise In local newspapers. Some had free ads.
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Taipan would often catch other stray cats doing the same thing after their cupboards were drained of cat food, though he felt he had the upper hand. The radioactive mice had a
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cheek. She was a MILF, after all. How else would you expect an older woman to show affection towards someone younger? Sandy and her young date sat down at the dining table
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They played ping pong, which was a brand new export from China at the time. This way they had tea and played a then unfamiliar game to pleasantly while away the afternoon. Lord
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snapped."That's it,dad.Re-Education time!"I strapped a 40" tv to his head & made him watch Jerry Seinfeld routines for 10h.After the cleansing,I fed him quality:C.K.,Carlin,etc.
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. Sake and Teriyaki are my best friends. The stuffed sausages floated happily in a tempting brown sauce while my guests had cocktails and appys.
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before popping on the roof. Our dog had started drooling bubbles as every time Louise walked past, her extruding ribcage would leave a delicious aroma in the air.
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who knew a thing or two about Abba. So there I was, babelfish in ear chopping it up with gnats about Swedish music groups when this lumbering, swaggering
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that one gal from that one place where that one thing fell on that one thing that the one carpenter made that he wished would become that one thing that was actually alive
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ow we tried to change the world.Looking back,it might seem foolish now,but we were young,naive.A friend later got serious,becoming a pro-drinker.Other beerlovers were not so lucky:
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shoes on my feet, I felt like a guinea pig. Not the first time, though. It had happened what seemed like millions of times before now. I imagined who had sat here before me. Purple
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nothing ever. Sir Karatoetoe was indecisive and he couldn't even really come down one way or the other on that. Coyotes, Road Runners, whatever, he wasn't even sure if this was
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But then the great writer Doris Lessing realized it wasn't Aiden, it was only Captain Jarvon. He took her wave as an invitation to "chew the fat." Doris drank her cough syrup and