And asked them for a gargantuan Rick Moranis instead. Plaster started falling off the walls as gigantic footsteps started shaking the malls foundations. Mecha-Moranis entered

The person who prays is trying to make God's will contingent upon their own will. Like an omniscient god would need you to remind her with your pleas. Prayer is just an invocation.

It is tough for children who's parents divorced when they were in middle school. You'd think that would be too early to be married and or to have kids.But it is you story. Go on.

I didn't want to say godsend because god knew I didn't believe in her. So it seemed hypocritical for me to site her in a parting salutation. But I did. God just giggled & gestured

I cackled my way through a "How are we now, pretty pretty?". Yeah, I cackled. Am I not allowed to cackle? I thought so. So, I cackled my way though that. Pretty, pretty was ready.

I once imagined a path across the quad from the Murphy Hall to Chautauqua Hall that was beset on all sides by the minions of an angry god of tomfoolery. His chartreuse hair turned

We will run away from love if we see it. If we can't run away, we will skip away. if we can't skip, hop. We do this for the Fold. Praised be the Fold. Let it be a beacon across the

I was trying to recall what my first bong looked like. It was a glass skull. I also had an alepth that I lost somewhere. I'm looking at you Tonya. BTW, you might want to get tested

I remember Dr. Pangloss fondly. At the seige of Carcossonne, he and I spent most of a day hiding together in the belfry of the inner court chapel. We shared buttcheek sandwiches.

Am I a terrible person because I am eating a can of jellied cranberry sauce? Or is it because I was born when Mercury was in retrograde with Poseidon's position on dallying with

He Who Wrestles Barenaked told them that he would also wrestle with the White Chief in Washington, to show the iron in his words and deeds. The woman the palesfaces stuck him with

My eyes seem to have decided not to work right now. I'm sure it is a symptom of something but whatever. Before I go, I just want to remind you all to don't be dicks to each other.

I don't know those people you're asking about. I can tell you how we, I mean, I usually feed one person to the other. Depending on the preferred outcome, I might start with burning

When her sorority sister asked her to play 4th wheel on her blind date with a guy who had a nurse with him. She agreed for some perverse reason and here she was. Except Tim had to

Even as you argue that you're not him, you take up his struggle.

Sometimes, events overtake us and we find ourselves on the spot. We can't say we ever prepared for this moment because we never thought it would be like this. Both choices that I

Did those fools think that they could remake a country like they did with reality shows?

I told the bottle cap not to get any ideas. I was already thinking on replacing it and the plastic bottle .Watch yourself fool. I'm the wrong fool to fool with.For that you want ph

The trick was being mostly dead already.

I know about being alone. Really alone. When E. J. Camacho of Space Patrol broke the record for surviving in space. It was my record that she broke. 7 years in a suit made for 1.