I cut a swath through their hearts and dreams. I loved swooping in after a new war takes all the able bodied blokes away. Leaving me and my bum leg to pick the flowers left behind.

"You mean you're a murderer? Is that what you are dad? A murderer?" "Yes. For the Government at first but then I went freelance. That allowed me to be more selective. You happened

I go walking down the boulevard, showing 'em all I come back hard, dumbasses having to hide in a drive-by, while I'm standing high shooting, cocking and reloading my Webster's. Dis

Used to be that when they walked in and you couldn't categorize them, you stuck them in K. Misc. These days there are subreddits upon subreddits galore. r/IrishbaristasnamedChlorin

My eggs came out so bad that I made another batch of them for Science. Just to prove to myself that i could replicate my formula. I did and I could. I went to the Halls of Science

Eventually the Mob couldn't ignore what they had all known for years. The Government was using the Mob MO. That is all it turned out to be. A Protection Racket. Only works if we're

Saterday mornings at home are rare for me these days. I'm always on the on the road with my new job as a pitchman for Death. That is what my 15 year old daughter calls me. She's ri

So this device we just turned on is powered by its own "thought". Thanks to the steigle device we introduced into the infinity engine we borrowed from the Loomis Institute of Pluto

would notice that I had no rhythm. I had perfected the psuedorhythmic progression. But this floor tile that is stuck to my foot is dampening the effects of my random number generat

"You're that bounty hunter that killed that feller at the Governor's Ball." "I needed that bounty for my kid's teeth." "Nobody here's got bounties on'em." "Who said I was here to h

I don't know how I'll survive those pirates. Here I am three years later keeping the books for the Pirate Fleet. The REAL Pirate books. Once again La Fitte has gotten more booty by

I'll hold my own. For me. If you become me, mine is ours. Yours as well. You won't be that anymore. You will be me. I won't be anything other that I. You can be me. Rinse. Repeat.

There is a hurt in the room with us. I can't tell if it is mine or yours. Juxtapose our positions here in the sun light. You hold your position like an overridden concrete jungle.

There continued to be no funding for the reversal of this procedure and prisoners were being released still in compliant mode with the government having their future actions on the

“Ted,” I said, “ you’ve got to have dreams for me to quash or this relationship is all one sided. I end up on the shitty side of this equation. You know how I hate that, after Io.

How could we ever communicate if the very thought of talking to you was an insult to reason? One doe'nt talk to insects. I see now that my view of your kind was provincial & undue.

Tina's Canteen had been working these asteroid camps for close to 11 Terran years when she sold and bugged out overnight. Last I heard she was in New Rio. The people that took over

I admit I let my guard down. I broke my biggest rule. It was my birthday party. I had an inkling something was wrong but kept it at bay by telling myself it was about the surprise.

I can see that somebody is sitting on the 4th chair at our table. I just can't see who it is. It could be a she. Lets assume it is a she. She is only maybe at most 5 feet from me.

It is with a curious eye only that I take upon myself the duty of relating to you as matters sit at this sitdown. The head of the table is empty, for now. The others at the table?