Her name was Hoolihan. No it wasn't, but that was her name. Most of the towns around knew her real name was Gloria Trimenctus. Still, she was Hoolihan. Her tombstones say Hoolihan.

I still thought I was the schmuck that was in charge. I had the charm and the balls to keep them both in line. Speaking of lines. I heard there is a hot one on a filly from Philly.

It wasn't a lie about not having work done on him. His Godhead was emerging. Thriller foretold it. Well after midnight...

But how is this possible? It has been years since he died. Much longer than three days, surely. He can't just moonwalk his way onto the world stage again. Can he? He didn't have wo

and the stench of warm root beer hung thick in the air. Sometimes I like to think that I AM Jessica Jones. In a way, aren't we all? I stood up and walked over to the

I just realized that I don't know what is real any more. Did that one thing happen here? Because I remember it. Nobody I know remembers it. How? It was planetary! MJ's Resurrection

Ever since Amarillo, at the college, my rice crispies have been giving me the silent treatment. Toucan Sam never follows his nose anywhere close to me. We didn't have milk. 1% was

I've been trying for hundreds of years. I've seen kingdoms rise and fall, great people born and die. Yet despite it all, I can never get into that damn story.

I ended up in Mandeville, just south of Perth. From that I determined that this dimension was skewed 0.328134 Dollops in the material plane. But I was still in an Australia. He'd

I still can't get in that story. It claims that I'm already on it. I flattered but that doesn't get me in. Then it repeats that I'm already on it. Then it dawns on me. It's stupid.

I just got kicked out of a story I wasn't even in. How's that for warm udders? I mean, look at her Smuckers. Still, as far as New Caladonian State Judge, Janel Harlow, has been an

Peninsula in the Peabody West Cluster. A total of 2 windows. The Peabody West Cluster is known for their shockwave prevention & preparation protocols. Caleb's shockwave was deemed

No, I'm not crazy, I told myself. I'm just talking to my best friend, Me. Me and I get along just dandy until we don't. Come to think of it. We really don't work well together. Do

drew his little musket on the parson's daughter, Gertrude Mime. She didn't mind but her father's church group minded quite a lot. So, now, she has to pretend that she minded. Blaze

ns are in our mind, even in this, a real prison." Then there was the sound of some yelling through a barricaded Warden's office door. Then one gun shot. The secret prison mall held

So imagine my surprise to wake up this morning as the opening act on the docket. I hadn't even gotten enough time to fix my unction and here I was in court again. This judge knew

Suddenly klaxon noises flooded the courtroom as a Higher Court stands in judgement on this judge's offering prayer on a 3rd Thursday of the Month. This's the same crime or it isn't

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. Once. But I keep doing it over and over and over. Every time the elephant makes that stupid, "et tu" look at me, hard. I say, "I'm not Aesop"

I love him. I knew everything about him. If only I could speak to him. See him looking in my eyes. But instead, I'm hiding nearby while he kisses that hoe. Hes mine. she has to go.

I love him. I knew everything about him. If only I could speak to him. See him looking in my eyes. But instead, I'm hiding nearby while he kisses that hoe. Hes mine. she has to go.