dress as Kermit the Frog so she could make mad, passionate love to me. Having burned all the Muppet costumes but Fozzie Bear, I asked the Swede if his sister would screw Fozzie ins

Then I was hypnotized into being in North Carolina blowing glass hands in prayer bongs for Christians who were getting on the recreational cannabis bus. The safe word came & went.

of our Bacchanal or the woods would be full of fecundity beyond comprehension. Instant insemination, in all its forms, mating & blooming out of season. Now the howls made sense for

Having had to vacate my position in Society while absconding through the servant's stairs with Her Ladyship's maidenhead, I was in want of a meal, a bath, & a roof to rest my idiot

The human moved along. The human didn't want to run afoul of Martian martial law. The human would remember the subject had a name; Antone A. Tone & had been a 8th Generation native

I remember long ago, you and I in the back seat finding out what they were made for. Then Tim's head rising up from the front seat, followed by Cheryl's. "Can I borrow him honey?"

It would have been if my mind was capable of being boggled. It isn't possible to boggle my mind so my mind remains unboggled to this day and hour. Right now, actually. Not boggled.

So I lost another woman because she couldn't handle my big dick power. The amount of energy it takes me to keep it in line once it is activated is mind boggling. Kegel invented a

That girl, however, had already been nailed by the Romans for carving ROMANS GO HOME on an obelisk to Augustus Ceasar. So that guy ended up nailing my girl after all. How lucky for

She was beginning to think that he might not be happy in thier relationship if he had to be cheating on her this many times. Was it her fault? Was she too focused on getting the bu

make short work of the squad of Space Marines the Space Station had dispatched to the scene, seemilngly, before the incident even started. Her new arms were like scythes across rye

I misunderstood when I heard someone behind me say, "I believe I am holding a foot." That was the moment I knew that this was part of that story cycle I suggested a while ago. I fo

I misunderstood when I heard someone behind me say, "I believe I am holding a foot." That was a lot of yellow cake Yuri Nyam of Apt. 238 & a halflife of 10,000.3 years, was buying.

I misunderstood when I heard someone behind me say, "I believe I am holding a foot." It wasn't mine so I didn't give it another thought. They were making a YouTube show about eatin

I misunderstood when I heard someone behind me say, "I believe I am holding a foot." That was quick, I thought. But they were watching a Youtube show about eating bizarre creatures

Here I am again. Waiting the clock out, I guess. Freddie Frijole has got his head bobbing to Little Herb; exerting some magick through his will. Reluctantly, the fire flies to his

's ghost from the Other Side. My homicidal uncle's story is well known so you can imagine his ghost is just as big. My 24 siblings, 12 cats, 7 dogs, grandmother, parents & a ghost,

The donut was sweet enough not to clock her for the pinch. But she did kick her out. Outside again with her worn case, still ravenous. She had to eat before the feeding possessed

Ed took it off. "Oh, Ed, I thought you were Jack Webb. I swallowed my joint. It burns," Hal told him. Jack Webb took off his Ed mask. "I am Jack Webb Sir & you're under arrest."

There is no joy in FoldingStoryville today. The mighty quill gave out. Humanity is moving further away from memory. We though memory dead when they found writing. We were mostly